CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The woman that President Trump nicknamed “Pocahontas” got soundly beaten at the voting booths.
Warren finished in 5th place with just 7% of the total vote. She sat in her motel room and wondered why so many of her supporters have abandoned her.
She pointed out that she has about 219 policy plans, and that at least 143 of those are actually good plans.
A reporter with the iNews Agency asked her if this was the end of the road for her. Her eyes got as big as ping pong balls, and she asked, “Why, what have you heard?” The reporter said that he hadn’t heard anything, and that he was just asking her a question.
“Well, it’s like this,” she said, “the voters like Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders because they’re just one of the good old boys.” She took a sip from her bottle of Geritol. “Tell me,” she asked, “when is the last time that you heard someone say I like her because she is just one of the good old girls?”
“Last Thursday,” the reporter replied. “Well, you’re lying. And you know you're lying," Warren shot back. The reporter looked her in her eyes and said, “Well isn’t it interesting that you’re the one that they call “Lieawatha?"
Warren turned six shades of pink, and angrily said, “Well, I’m done here.” And the reporter said, “That’s exactly what the voters of South Carolina have just told you. . . you’re done.”
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