Vlad Putin has a black belt in judo (the martial art that involves lots of hugging – not gay, we swear), but his awesome fighting technique hasn’t been able to kill all his enemies. So he’s taken to dance! Putin has enrolled in tap dancing with a…
Soon, Americans will no longer able to “cut footloose”, or “kick off the Sunday shoes”. Fuck Sundays – that’s not the Lord’s Day, it’s a day of hangovers and football. Kevin Bacon tried to show us how to rebel against rabid Christian preachers wh…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that at first was being blamed solely on the dreaded Trumpapalooza Virus, the most famous dance group in the world will be laying off 50% of their dancers. A spokesperson for the New York City Rockettes, R…
"It started off as a rather whimsical promotion," said pub owner Mort Jigglethwaite with a chuckle. "I had no idea that it would spawn a formal scientific study!" "You see, Wednesday night is typically a slow time for our business, so when we le…
A man who has any number of things that he'd much rather be doing instead, has received an invitation to attend a 'New House' party tomorrow morning, starting at 8 o'clock. The new house in question belongs to the Cambodian brother-in-law of Moys…
SAN FRANCISCO – Members of the newly-formed Pink Lives Matter movement have announced plans for a big entertainment whoop-dee-do, as they say down in Nawlins (New Orleans). Organizers, Bruce Figwater and Myron Tutu, have informed the media that th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mr. and Mrs. Joe Biden celebrated his fantastic victory in the South Carolina Primary well into the wee hours. Reports are that the happy couple danced to the music of Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, and The Barenaked Ladies while di...
BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...
A man caught up in a school end-of-term celebration, was collared into taking part in some 'local dancing', and ended up looking like a right twat. Moys Kenwood was minding his own business watching the various antics provided by the children at t...
#Fame...I want to live forever...# so went the refrain of that 1980s blockbuster and TV series which featured forgettable attention seekers at some New York drama school, or something or other. They seemed to spend a lot of time annoying the neighbou...
A man who saw a YouTube clip of the Irish dance extravaganza, 'Riverdance' was so impressed by the performances of the dancers, that he could not keep his feet still afterwards. Moys Kenwood, 55, watched the spectacle 'mesmerised', unable to look...
Theresa May faced up to those poking fun at her at Conference today by actually doing the thing that she considers to be dancing onto the stage. The Prime Minister confronted perceived humiliations she has suffered recently, none more so than when...
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is facing fierce criticism from across the political spectrum for his failure to make fun of Theresa May's lack of prowess on the dance floor. Corbyn has been noticeably quiet in the controversy which has seen May make...
Dinner, Drinks and Dancing This entertainment combo frequently goes together as a dating package. The way it works is like this: The couple knows the routine, they want to have fun but to do it right they need to follow a standard procedure that they can count on. The Three Ds have been a reliable strategy for generations as a ritualistic part of the traditional game playing involv...
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars has a brand new co-host, Erin Andrews who is trained as a sports reporter. Erin who at 5'10" towers over everyone, including all of the male dancers, replaced Brooke Burke-Charvet because as the producers put it,...
TOPEKA, Kansas - Word coming out of the Midwest is that the residents of old folks homes have just embraced a new favorite dance. Cressida Guava, 49, a representative with AARP stated that up until recently The Hokey Pokey was the best liked dance...
Just about a month ago, British scientists thought that they had found the reason an Egyptian Statue in the museum was moving after being left alone, apparently on it's own. After careful study, it was determined that it was not due to an ancient...
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