NEW DELHI, India – President Trump landed at the Ravi Shankar International Airport and was greeted by a crowd estimated to be about 95 or maybe 98, including two dozen or so airport workers.
It was very windy as the president waved to the crowd many who were able to see just exactly how thin his ugly orange hair has become just in the past three years.
The first lady looked very sexy dressed in a pink halter top and a pair of very tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts. She commented how much she loves India and her enormous deposits of ink.
POTUS who Clint Eastwood calls “Dainty Hands” Trump said that he was hungry. An Indian representative asked him what he would like. And Trump quickly answered, “Well, this perfect president could sure go for a Big Mac burger right about now.”
There was a sudden hush in the crowd as within minutes of landing in India, the alleged non-colluder had already succeeded in insulting the entire Indian population.
Trump aide Kellyanne “Lying Lips” Conway whispered to him that Indian people consider cows to be sacred. He corrected her by telling her that she had India totally confused with Ireland.
IN CLOSING – Trump reportedly told a member of his secret service detail that the Taj Mahal would be a great place to put a McDonalds in.