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Newton and Einstein "Were Wrong" Says Indian Science Congress

Funny story: Newton and Einstein "Were Wrong" Says Indian Science Congress

The findings of Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein were rubbished by some "academics" at the 106th Indian Science Congress which ran from 3-7 January. Hindu mythology and religion-based theories have increasingly become part of its agenda. Scie...

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US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau

Funny story: US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau

US President, Donald Trump, has told a press conference at the White House that the murder of the American citizen, John Allen Chau, by North Sentinel islanders was "unacceptable", and that his body should be handed over immediately if the savages do...

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Lady Gaga married a stray dog in India to ward off evil spirits

Funny story: Lady Gaga married a stray dog in India to ward off evil spirits

"Namaste India!" said Lady Gaga in her first conference with local villagers during her visit to India. She took the opportunity to express her love for the country, its people, and its traditions. The local guru managed to convince Lady Gaga to m...

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Adultery Decriminalised in India: Women Go Wild for It

Funny story: Adultery Decriminalised in India: Women Go Wild for It

A spike in airline bookings has been blamed on the news that India's top court has ruled adultery is no longer a crime by striking down a 158-year-old colonial-era law. Holiday firms denied that they are cashing in on sex tourism. This is the se...

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Indian Phone Calls - How To Deal With Them

Funny story: Indian Phone Calls - How To Deal With Them

We've all had one - an unwanted call from a call center in India - and usually at the most inconvenient time possible, about something about which we have no conceivable interest. So, what do you do? Often whilst you are making - or worse, are in the middle of eating - their tea, many people feel they are being rude by merely replacing their receiver, or by just ending the call, and feel oblige...

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Indian tomato war spreads as ketchup runs out!

Funny story: Indian tomato war spreads as ketchup runs out!

Dramatic scenes of tomato warfare have been witnessed in major Indian cities as tomato prices soar and ketchup runs out! In Spain, the famous tomato throwing fiesta called La Tomatina, in Valencia, has been postponed because multi-millionaire Ind...

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Indian Gurus demand to have their brains frozen!

Funny story: Indian Gurus demand to have their brains frozen!

After spending years in a deep freezer Indian Guru, Ashutosh Maharaj, has won his case to remain there until his followers pull the plug or they cannot pay the electricity bill! Now Gurus all over India are demanding the same right as their frozen...

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Indian cows are more important than Indian women!

Funny story: Indian cows are more important than Indian women!

It is common knowledge that Indian cows hold an elitist position in Indian society, not quite like their European, US versions, who are milked to death and then slaughtered! No, in India cows roam the streets of all major cities munching anything...

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Highly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts

Funny story: Highly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts

The German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans is arguing against India's Supreme Court and their decision to question the practice of instant divorce, a muslim practice that adheres to the evolutionary proce...

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Monkeys are to be employed as parental guidance officers in India!

Funny story: Monkeys are to be employed as parental guidance officers in India!

The Indian government have decided to introduce new legislation pertaining to bringing up children by employing monkeys in nurseries, nationwide. After discovering a young girl who was raised by primates in the Uttar Pradesh jungle, a la Mowgli wi...

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Dewsbury Traffic To Drive Down Same Side Of Road As Mumbai

Funny story: Dewsbury Traffic To Drive Down Same Side Of Road As Mumbai

After twinning the Yorkshire city of Dewsbury with Mumbai in India, the council have declared that cars, rickshaw buses, rickshaw motor cycles and taxis will now have to drive in a "free for all" chaotic system down the centre of the road since the M...

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Indian Family Drops TV Onto The Street Below

Funny story: Indian Family Drops TV Onto The Street Below

In the city of Lucknow, India which is part Islamic and part Hindu, a Hindu father and his family watched three hours of junk on television Monday, became angry at the violence and language and proceeded to grab up the television while his son was or...

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Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Funny story: Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Justin Bieber really did it this time! Or someone is certainly after his hide. An estimated 200,000 visitors to the Ganges River in India who come there to bath and be healed had fled the area after spotting human waste bobbing down the river last...

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New York Times interview with Modi

New York: India's Right-wing party, Bharatiya Janata Party's prime ministerial candidate Mr. Narendra Modi talks to our Delhi correspondent M.A.Hussain. Although his detractors say that his interactions with media are fixed, and he knows in advance what shall go into print, but we have found Mr. Modi's interview remarkably candid and forthright. It will surprise his critics as well as his admirer...

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India Desperate For Money Agrees To Sell 17,000 Sacred Cows To Japan

Funny story: India Desperate For Money Agrees To Sell 17,000 Sacred Cows To Japan

NEW DELHI, India - The country of India, like most of the world's countries, has been going through a tough time economically. The Taj Mahal National News Agency has just announced some shocking news coming out of the nation's capital of New Delhi...

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India Responds To Kim Jong Un's Threat

Funny story: India Responds To Kim Jong Un's Threat

NEW DELHI, India - The government of India has wasted no time in responding to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's threat. Kim Jong Un stated that he is planning on launching a missile which will destroy India's world famous landmark the Taj Mahal.

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North Korea To Attack India

Funny story: North Korea To Attack India

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is very upset with the government of India. It appears that India has made a statement that the head of North Korea really needs to see about get...

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Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

Funny story: Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Angered by water restrictions imposed on the movie industry by the State of California, Hollywood has decided to move to Bollywood. Key entertainment heads have banded together to outsource the industry to India as soon as ne...

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