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Funny story: India Floats a Boat to Catch Evil Whales

India Floats a Boat to Catch Evil Whales

Well, India is as happy as a telemarketer not getting hung up on. They built an aircraft carrier! Wee! Some Indians are proud that they now have a big boat to fight their enemies. Lots of enemies in Indian waters, are there? Is the ship named the…

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Funny story: India is Going to end up Owning Britain - Really

India is Going to end up Owning Britain - Really

Because of Brexit, Europe can't own Britain any more - so the British Corporations are searching for a new owner - (this helps them avoid blame and new taxes for the way thing are) - (and still operate things behind the scenes). One thing about…

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Funny story: India Tells The World How They Were Able To Rid The Country of Monkeypox

India Tells The World How They Were Able To Rid The Country of Monkeypox

NEW DElHI, India - (Satire News) - India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, recently sat down with a reporter for India's Sacred Cow News Agency. PM Modi, who says that he looks like an Indian version of Brad Pitt, stated that it just got to the poin…

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Funny story: I Get a CO2 High Now When I Go For My Daily Walk

I Get a CO2 High Now When I Go For My Daily Walk

I feel lightheaded when I do my daily walk now, here in Florida. I just sort of bounce along, feeling happy, and giggly. It is almost like Laughing Gas. (Or maybe it is Old Age.) There is so much C02 in the air now. The highest amount in world…

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Funny story: Amid Omicron, India Limits Gatherings To 5000 People

Amid Omicron, India Limits Gatherings To 5000 People

Mumbia, India - With the surge of the Omicron variant, the Indian official in charge of monitoring gathers of any sort, has set the maximum safety number at 5000. "There are a lot of things to gather about this time of year," said Mahendra Achooin…

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Funny story: India Decides To Turn The Taj Mahal Into a Gigantic Shopping Mall

India Decides To Turn The Taj Mahal Into a Gigantic Shopping Mall

BOMBAY, India – (World Satire) – India’s Sacred Cow News Agency is reporting that the country has decided to get with the modern times and it will be turning the famous pastel white marble mausoleum into an ultra modern shopping mall. The mall wil…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Admits She’s Dating Billionaire Elon Musk

Britney Spears Admits She’s Dating Billionaire Elon Musk

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The National Rumblings News Agency has just broken the romantic story about Britney Spears and Elon Musk. NRNA writer Traci Diddle learned that the “Come Back Kid,” Britney, has been secretly dating billionaire space ex…

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Funny story: Biden to waive patents for vaccines in exchange for India's best tandoori chicken recipe

Biden to waive patents for vaccines in exchange for India's best tandoori chicken recipe

US President Joe Biden announced today his administration was willing to change its stance on assisting India in its catastrophic battle with COVID-19. Biden is willing to send the proprietary scientific details about the production of the Pfizer…

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Funny story: Indians Vote to Outlaw Yak Races

Indians Vote to Outlaw Yak Races

BOMBAY, India – (Sports Satire) – The government of India, after years of debate, has voted to ban the age-old tradition of yak races. President Ram Nath Kovind issued a proclamation after members of PETA complained that the races were cruel to th…

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Funny story: Indians Caught Plotting to Take-over America

Indians Caught Plotting to Take-over America

The White House has just uncovered a plot to overpower our great nation. It is the Indians. No, not the red ones, but the brown ones. As a consequence, the national threat level has been raised to Brown. While the country remains polarized by th…

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Funny story: Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Host A Coronavirus Telethon/Auction in Mumbai

Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Host A Coronavirus Telethon/Auction in Mumbai

MUMBAI, India – One of Bollywood’s most beautiful women, Aishwarya Rai, has just said that she will be hosting a telethon/auction to help raise money for the Coronavirus pandemic. Aishwarya, who was Miss World of 1994, informed the Mumbai media th...

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Funny story: President Trump Visits India and Immediately Insults The Entire Country By Saying He Wants a Big Mac Burger

President Trump Visits India and Immediately Insults The Entire Country By Saying He Wants a Big Mac Burger

NEW DELHI, India – President Trump landed at the Ravi Shankar International Airport and was greeted by a crowd estimated to be about 95 or maybe 98, including two dozen or so airport workers. It was very windy as the president waved to the crowd m...

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Funny story: Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump announced in a tweet early Thursday morning that he would be deploying troops to various spots around the world due to a top-secret emergency. Some of the locations include Mumbai, India, Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, M...

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Funny story: US Threatens India Over Moonbase Project

US Threatens India Over Moonbase Project

The White House has warned India about its rumored plan to build a base on the Moon, and has said that, should the rumor prove true, the US would use all its firepower to annihilate the base, as it is on American territory. Ever since the first as...

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Funny story: Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks

Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks

After months of stalled talks, UN diplomats are pleased to report a significant breakthrough in negotiations between nuclear-armed rivals, India and Pakistan: "Neither side was willing to dismantle its nuclear warheads or decommission its rockets,...

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Funny story: Indian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers

Indian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers

Abinhandan Varthaman, the pilot of the Indian Airforce plane which was shot down over Pakistani airspace last week, before he was freed at the weekend, has spoken about his outrageous handlebar moustache, which, he claims, has a strange, mystical aur...

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Funny story: Indian Fighter Pilot To Captain Cricket Team Against Pakistan In World Cup

Indian Fighter Pilot To Captain Cricket Team Against Pakistan In World Cup

Indian fighter pilot, Abhinandan Varthaman, the man captured then released by Pakistan after his bombing raid went wrong, has been praised by millions on social media, and has been awarded the highest accolade known to Indians - he is to be allowed t...

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