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Funny story: A nine-year-old kid got there before declassified jungle space agency papers reveal

A nine-year-old kid got there before declassified jungle space agency papers reveal

Paris, France - (Lunatics): A nine-year-old girl named Sanna from Finland was not the first human on the moon, according to declassified Wiki-sneak Corporation secrets by founder Teixeira. Teixeira revealed that the Congo Pygmies landed on the moo…

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Funny story: Hidey Hole Document Disappearance … for All the President’s Men

Hidey Hole Document Disappearance … for All the President’s Men

Are you a former president, or a current one, or maybe you’re a vice president or some kind of person who is given top secret documents, but, by golly, you just don’t know what to do with them. Sure, you read them, but you don’t care what they say…

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Funny story: Top Secret Classified US Documents Found In The Spoof Office

Top Secret Classified US Documents Found In The Spoof Office

The US Justice Department is in turmoil. Everyone guessed that Trump kept Top Secret Classified Documents for monetizing purposes. Biden had Top Secret Documents at his home from his Vice President days just because he didn’t realize they were there.

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Funny story: New scandal as classified documents found in National Archive!

New scandal as classified documents found in National Archive!

There’s been a new outcry in Washington following the discovery of several classified documents in the National Archive. Classified documents are not supposed to be stored there but should be kept in bedroom drawers, closets and shoe boxes. The…

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Funny story: U.S. is Awash in Misplaced Top Secret Documents - Says Ret. General Humprey Foghorn

U.S. is Awash in Misplaced Top Secret Documents - Says Ret. General Humprey Foghorn

Top Secret Documents are everywhere according to top US General (Ret) Humprey Foghorn. Texas is littered with old Top Iraq War Plans left by ex - Prez. George Bush Jr. There are found up and down the Interstate by the side of the road. (…

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Funny story: Baby You Can Drive My Documents

Baby You Can Drive My Documents

Who wants to play the hottest game show in America … Hide the Secret Documents! First up is Donald J Trump, with (according to Reuters) 11,000 government records and photos, with 18 labeled as "top secret," 54 labeled "secret" and 31 labeled "conf…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Says If Trump Throws Him Under The Bus He Will Throw “Old Baby Fingers” Under The Effen Cruise Ship.

Rudy Giuliani Says If Trump Throws Him Under The Bus He Will Throw “Old Baby Fingers” Under The Effen Cruise Ship.

NEW YORK CITY – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani spoke to a reporter with The New York Sun-Orbserver. He let it be known that he is extremely pissed off at “The Little Peter Tweeter”, as 93.8% of all Democrats call the current resident in...

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Funny story: George Conway, The Husband of Trump’s Favorite Adviser Kellyanne Conway Reveals Some of Stumpy Trumpy’s Secrets

George Conway, The Husband of Trump’s Favorite Adviser Kellyanne Conway Reveals Some of Stumpy Trumpy’s Secrets

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The husband of President Trump’s top adviser and alleged girlfriend Kellyanne Conway, George Conway, probably hates "Old Baby Fingers" more than anyone else in the entire country, with the possible exception of the Golden State War...

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Funny story: Trump Seen Pulling 20s Out of One Pocket and 100s Out of the Other to Give to World Leaders

Trump Seen Pulling 20s Out of One Pocket and 100s Out of the Other to Give to World Leaders

Mor-A-Lago, FL In breaking news, photographs of President Donald Trump have emerged, showing him giving $100 and $20 notes to world leaders, including, coincidentally enough, those with Trump resorts in their countries, such as Ireland, Scotland, and...

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Funny story: Country Music Star Admits to Being Secret Slayer Fan

Country Music Star Admits to Being Secret Slayer Fan

While known for his crooning, picking, and twanging, country music megastar Ridge Lawson recently admitted that in his down time, he can't get enough of death metal band Slayer. "Fuck, they just really do it for me," said Lawson, briefly but unapo...

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Funny story: Man To Reveal A Secret

Man To Reveal A Secret

A man whose characteristic behavior is to always keep his cards very close to his chest, is to 'break with tradition', and will shortly reveal one of his innermost and closely-guarded secrets. The man, whose identity cannot be divulged, because th...

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Funny story: President Trump denies revealing secrets to Russians

President Trump denies revealing secrets to Russians

Donald Trump has tried to calm rumours that he has revealed top secret information to Russian diplomats who were visiting the White House. He made a statement to the press to explain his actions. "I never told them anything!" he shrieked. "I didn'...

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Funny story: Secret technology leaked

Secret technology leaked

Despite proof revealed by Edward Snowdon, government officials disavow any knowledge of these classified systems. So why should they care if the confidential information is disclosed here for all to see? THE TIME MACHINE If you ever wondered why earth still exists instead of being vaporized to smithereens in a thermonuclear holocaust, it's because Armageddon really did happen but we went ba...

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Funny story: British Secret Service forced to change name under Trade Descriptions Act

British Secret Service forced to change name under Trade Descriptions Act

A copy of a leaked document shockingly suggests that the British Secret Service may soon be forced to change its name under the Trade Descriptions Act. Apparently, the number of secrets held by the department has fallen to an all-time low and a na...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

In burqa and nijab, with her signature dark wraparounds, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton recently entered Iraq as part of her presidential campaign. No simple drop in and out with flak jacket, HRC slipped into Iraq and drove north from Bagh...

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Funny story: New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

A laboratory helper at a Think Tank has stolen the papers there and given another scientist outside a copy of them as the papers were returned. "These are a sure-fire almost magic penis pill directions and those guys in there were just hanging ont...

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Funny story: Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Malia and Sasha were playing in the White House recently, or at least before this last vacation, when one girl slid into a cabinet causing a secret door to open. In it were maps of several countries and the President's schedule for 2014-1015. They...

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