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Funny story: Trump On Mount Rushmore, Too

Trump On Mount Rushmore, Too

Trump knows he can never receive a Nobel Peace Prize, but thinks he can get his head added to Mount Rushmore. He wants to be up there on the granite with Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln. And he announced: Canada will pay for it!...

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Funny story: Trump To Appoint Flynn To Climate Change Panel

Trump To Appoint Flynn To Climate Change Panel

AP—By Philip Wyley. The Justice Department, following President Trump’s demand abandoned its prosecution of former national security adviser, Michael Flynn. He could well join Sheriff Joe Arpaio as a free man because of Trump’s intervention. Howev...

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Funny story: Trump Said Coronavirus Gone In Two Weeks

Trump Said Coronavirus Gone In Two Weeks

Bone spur expert and beauty contest entrepreneur, Donald Trump, announced that the coronavirus would eventually disappear with the 'hot season.' And, with Trump’s dismissive leadership on a pandemic, so will the human race. Not to worry. Trump...

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Funny story: Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New.

Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New.

Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former presidents of the United States, who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday 'President's Day' with all the other...

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Funny story: Buttigieg: I’ve Never Sent ‘Hush Money’ To A Porn Star

Buttigieg: I’ve Never Sent ‘Hush Money’ To A Porn Star

When questioned by CNN’s Erin Burnett, Buttigieg replied: "The idea of the likes of Rush Limbaugh or Donald Trump lecturing anybody on family values. I mean, sorry but, one thing about my marriage is it's never involved me sending hush money to a por...

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Funny story: Brennan flees to monastery in Lower Moldavia to avoid Barr and Durham

Brennan flees to monastery in Lower Moldavia to avoid Barr and Durham

Ex-CIA Director John Brennan is reported on the run, due to unusual heat from Special Investigator John Durham. On February 13, The New York Times reported: “Durham appears to be pursuing a theory that the C.I.A., under its former Director Jo...

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Funny story: The President Trump & Attorney General Barr Feud Is Getting Nastier By The Day

The President Trump & Attorney General Barr Feud Is Getting Nastier By The Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. – RumorLand News is reporting that Donald Trump has turned into a rabid, orange-colored pit bull, and is writing nasty tweets about William Barr. The man who Ariana Grande calls “El Orange Estupido”, said that Barr’s recent 65-pou...

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Funny story: Attorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump

Attorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney General, Bill Barr, seems to finally be changing his tune. The nation’s top Trump ass-kisser told a reporter with The Washington Globe-Express that he had to put his GOP foot down, and tell Trump to stop his inces...

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Funny story: Mr. Barr's "thinnest of suspicions” explained; plus celebration of the underweight

Mr. Barr's "thinnest of suspicions” explained; plus celebration of the underweight

This week, Inspector General Horowitz stated that, despite some problems in processing, the 17 intelligence agencies responsible for Russia-gate were impartial, sincere, and unbiased. MSM pundits are pleased. However, Attorney General Barr did...

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Funny story: Man Robs Congressional Member Bank...GOP Says "Let 'Em Go - He Did Nothin'"

Man Robs Congressional Member Bank...GOP Says "Let 'Em Go - He Did Nothin'"

Today, a man entered the Congressional Bank, a bank serving members of the Senate and the House. It was all caught on HD security cameras. He gave a note to the teller, telling the teller to fill a bag. The teller asked him, "What bag?" The ma...

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Funny story: James Comey releases new novel: On the Cement with a Boot on My Head

James Comey releases new novel: On the Cement with a Boot on My Head

Former Director of the FBI, James Comey is again in the spotlight due to his latest novel, which some believe shows autobiographical elements. On the Cement with a Boot on My Head is a sensational spy-novel type thriller with its protagonist stron...

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Funny story: Epstein, Swinestein, The Pervs Just Keep Coming

Epstein, Swinestein, The Pervs Just Keep Coming

New York City, NY - (ReUterus): Emergency flack jackets have been issued to members of the New York Barr Association ahead of predicted fallout in NYC’s latest perversion of justice case. A claque of former lawyers and publicists for convicted ju...

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Funny story: Attorney General Recusal As Epstein-Barr Goes Viral

Attorney General Recusal As Epstein-Barr Goes Viral

New York City, NY - (Teenage Glandular Secretions): There is feverish internet speculation tonight amid claims of a Justice Department stitch-up, after convicted serial pervert, Jeffrey Epstein, was busted at his swanky Upper East Side home. The...

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Funny story: Barr Bar Hacked Veep

Barr Bar Hacked Veep

Washington DC, USA - (Gone Phishing): A DC watering hole popular with Justice officials and top brass politicians is being probed about its dodgy in-house wifi. Last Chance Saloon, famous for tequila slammers and sloe comfortable screws, is being...

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Funny story: Barr Admits that No One Saw the Unredacted Mueller Report Because He Spilled Coffee on It

Barr Admits that No One Saw the Unredacted Mueller Report Because He Spilled Coffee on It

New York, NY Attorney General Barr admitted, after severe press scrutiny, that he spilled coffee on the Mueller Report, and everyone all decided to just say the coffee-stained parts were segments that needed to be censored. "Well, we all know t...

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Funny story: Barr and Mueller flee to Saudi Arabia

Barr and Mueller flee to Saudi Arabia

Mr. Barr and Mr. Mueller have left the country. Insider analysis puts these gentlemen at a resort called Mar Al Lago East—southeast Saudi Arabia, in the Rub’ Al Khali desert area, somewhat out of earshot of the war in Yemen. Mr. Barr has been p...

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Funny story: Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

From the quill of Nancy Pelosi, [with apologies to Henry V and William Shakespeare.] To Attorney General Barr: Thou should doubt not that your loyal opposition in this House will prevail in our effort to obtain an unredacted copy of the Mueller...

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