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Funny story: Fox News and Trump Blast Biden for Allowing Hurricane to Hit Louisiana

Fox News and Trump Blast Biden for Allowing Hurricane to Hit Louisiana

New Orleans - Fox News and former President Donald Trump attacked current President Biden and the Democrats for not preventing Hurricane Ida from coming ashore in Louisiana near New Orleans, causing extensive damage and power outages. Trump, who h…

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Funny story: Louisiana Vows To Eliminate Mosquitoes By 2023

Louisiana Vows To Eliminate Mosquitoes By 2023

BATON ROUGE – (Satire News) – After hearing complaint after complaint about the mosquito problem, the Louisiana State Senate has promised the citizens of their state that they will completely eradicate every mosquito in the state by September of 2023…

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Funny story: "El Chapo" Spotted At A McDonald’s Drive-Thru In Louisiana

"El Chapo" Spotted At A McDonald’s Drive-Thru In Louisiana

BAYOU FUFU, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has just reported that the notorious drug lord Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman Loera, better Known as “El Chapo” was reportedly seen in line at a drive-thru window at a McDonald’s in Bayou Fufu, Louis…

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Funny story: The National Animal Rights Syndicate Is Demanding That Louisiana Muzzle All of Their Alligators and Crocodiles

The National Animal Rights Syndicate Is Demanding That Louisiana Muzzle All of Their Alligators and Crocodiles

PELICAN BALLS, Louisiana – (Satire News) - The National Animal Rights Syndicate known as NARS has just held their bi-yearly meeting and they have come up with a mandate that they want implemented within 2 weeks. NARS Assistant Vice-Director Olympi…

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Patriarch Phil Robertson Shocks The Nation With His Announcement

Duck Dynasty Patriarch Phil Robertson Shocks The Nation With His Announcement

WEST MONROE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The man who became a millionaire selling duck whistles, which cost 15 cents to make, for $47.98, has just revealed that he will be running for governor of Louisiana aka The Mosquito State. Phil Robertson, w…

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Allegedly Sold 4,000 Counterfeit Duck Whistles To Elderly People in Florida

Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Allegedly Sold 4,000 Counterfeit Duck Whistles To Elderly People in Florida

WEST MONROE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The patriarch of the reality show “Duck Dynasty” is, as they say down in the bayous of Louisiana, in a world of hurt. Phil Robertson, who runs Duck Commander Duck Whistles, is alleged to have sold 4,000 duc…

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Funny story: New Orleans' Residents Want To Replace All Confederate Statues With Statues of Britney Spears

New Orleans' Residents Want To Replace All Confederate Statues With Statues of Britney Spears

NEW ORLEANS – The New Orleans City Council will soon be voting on an amendment to take down the statues of every Civil War Confederate general and replace them with statues of Louisiana-born songstress, Britney Spears. Britney is one of the most f...

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Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park to Shut Down Due to the Coronavirus

The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park to Shut Down Due to the Coronavirus

WEST MONROE, Louisiana – Phil Robertson the patriarch of the famed Duck Dynasty clan has just informed the media that, after 5 years, the famous amusement park will be shutting down. Robertson stated that, with the spread of the Coronavirus, it ha...

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Funny story: Louisiana Pastor Asks Followers to Send their Stimulus Checks to Churches Instead of Buying Food!

Louisiana Pastor Asks Followers to Send their Stimulus Checks to Churches Instead of Buying Food!

Tony Spell, the pastor at the Life Tabernacle Church in Central, Louisiana, believes his fellow pastors need your COVID-19 stimulus money more than you do. Reporting shows that Spell has started a campaign called “#PastorSpellStimulusChallenge” in...

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Funny story: A Louisiana Sky Writer is Making a Killing Sky Writing “Stay Inside, Don’t Risk Getting Shot!”

A Louisiana Sky Writer is Making a Killing Sky Writing “Stay Inside, Don’t Risk Getting Shot!”

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana – Up until a few days ago, lifelong Louisiana resident, Jean Boniface Baptiste, was an unemployed shrimp salesman. But today, he is literally making a killing working as a sky writer. Baptiste says that he borrowed his ex-...

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Funny story: A Louisiana Stripper Says If She Contracts The Coronavirus She’ll Make It A Point To Attend All Of Trump’s Campaign Rallies

A Louisiana Stripper Says If She Contracts The Coronavirus She’ll Make It A Point To Attend All Of Trump’s Campaign Rallies

LAFAYETTE – The New Orleans Recorder Chronicle has just learned that a stripper from Louisiana hates President Donald Trump so much, that she'll attend his rallies if she gets infected with the Coronavirus. Ambrosia Boochee, 27, who dances under t...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia

BAYOU CANE, Louisiana – Prince Harry and his wife, the lusciously-lovely Meghan Markle, were visiting the world famous Monsieur Qui Qui Swamp down in the heart of the swamp bayous, Bayou Cane this week. She told Maximus Bedstraw, of The Grandiose...

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Funny story: Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor

Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor

When first invited to attend the Cajun Crawfish Fest in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, crawfish Caleb Mattingly was extremely gratified to learn that his fellow Louisianans so appreciated his contribution to the eco-diversity of the bayou regions that they'...

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Funny story: Explore Louisiana? Why?

Explore Louisiana? Why?

Ignoring common sense and the United State constitution, President Thomas Jefferson recently diverted 15 million of your hard-earned tax dollars to buy less than a million square miles of uninhabitable desert, unplowable arid plains and impenetrable...

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Funny story: The Dark Cypress School of Magic, an American "Hogwarts"

The Dark Cypress School of Magic, an American "Hogwarts"

For all the children inspired by the tales of Harry Potter, it will come as a pleasant surprise to learn that Americans themselves have been training in magic for some time. One of the most illustrious schools is the Dark Cypress School of Magic i...

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Funny story: Three States Begin Talk of Secession Over Marriage Equality

Three States Begin Talk of Secession Over Marriage Equality

No doubt the Marriage Equality ruling by the Supreme Court has angered state lawmakers across the United States. Some however, are taking their opposition of the ruling to the next level and are now considering secession. Texas, Louisiana, and So...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman vs. Justin Bieber Cage Fight To Be Held Friday!

George Zimmerman vs. Justin Bieber Cage Fight To Be Held Friday!

George Zimmerman, the unemployed Sanford FL hot head who shot and killed an unarmed teenager, is trying to make a buck anyway he can on his 15 minutes of vomit inducing fame. Zimmerman's agent Sal Douchbaggie announced today that Georgie will be f...

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