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Funny story: The Coronavirus Hits The Cast of The Young and the Restless

The Coronavirus Hits The Cast of The Young and the Restless

NEW YORK CITY – Production has temporarily been suspended on daytime TV's top-rated soap opera, “The Young and the Restless”. iRumors reports that two stars, Romulus Oxnard and Pansy Voxatoria, who play married couple Quiller and Skyler Lollygag,…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump, 38, Talks About Her Childhood Allowance and Her Daddy’s Kisses

Ivanka Trump, 38, Talks About Her Childhood Allowance and Her Daddy’s Kisses

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump’s first of two daughters recently talked with The Right Coast Revue regarding her childhood. She told Asburn Wasabi that, unlike most 12-year-old girls who had a Barbie Doll, Ivanka said that she had 34 Barbie Dolls, i...

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Funny story: John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

SAN FRANCISCO - John Mayer was up in San Francisco taking a tour of the old Alcatraz Prison. He was asked by a reporter if he cared to comment on the verbal thrashing that ex-girlfriend Katy Perry unleashed on him. John put out his Marlboro and...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Confesses She Would Love To French Kiss Lindsay Lohan

Katy Perry Confesses She Would Love To French Kiss Lindsay Lohan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry has said that she did not really care for the lips-on-lips kiss that she received from Miley Cyrus AKA, The Princess of Twerking. She said the reason was because Miley tried to put her enormous, lizard-looking tongue do...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Are At Eat Others Throats Over Their Infamous Mouth-On-Mouth Kiss

Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Are At Eat Others Throats Over Their Infamous Mouth-On-Mouth Kiss

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Katy Perry needs to grow a pair (of nads not knockers) and stop acting like she's the Tinsel Town version of little Miss Snow White. Cyrus was referring to the notorious deep kiss that her...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Admits She May Be A Serial Female Kisser

Miley Cyrus Admits She May Be A Serial Female Kisser

LOS ANGELES - Well Miley Cyrus finished the month of February at 2 for 2. The unofficial twerking champion of the USA earlier locked lips with Katy Perry and now she has engaged in a deep French kiss with fellow singer Brooke Candy. When Miley...

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Funny story: Nobody Shows Up For Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction

Nobody Shows Up For Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction

New York, NY The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Committee, who approved the $70,000 per seat ticket price of the cheap seats at the Hall of Fame induction ceremony, were embarrassed when none of the inductees showed up to accept their prizes. Linda Rons...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says That Katy Perry Is A Fantastically Sexy Kisser

Miley Cyrus Says That Katy Perry Is A Fantastically Sexy Kisser

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has said that she's kissed more than her share of males and females. But the Princess of The Twerking World said that the kiss she recently shared with Katy Perry was one of the best kisses she has ever had. The former H...

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Funny story: Miley 'I wanna tour with KISS!'

Miley 'I wanna tour with KISS!'

Still wondering what's with Miley's ridiculous tongue expressions? Well in an interview we did with her last week, Miley claims "Gene Simmons was just one of my child hood icons, I loved his long tongue and I would jam out to KISS when I wanted to rebel against my dad who couldn't stand the way they looked. After he started giving me a hard time about my stage appearance, I talked with my producer...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

LOS ANGELES - The quarterback without a team, Tim Tebow, has just been offered a 3-year-contract to play professional football. According to The Sports Bet Gazette, Tebow has been contacted by the owners of the AFL's L.A. Kiss to be the team's qua...

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Funny story: Gene Simmons only thinks he has had sex with over four thousand women

Gene Simmons only thinks he has had sex with over four thousand women

Legendary womaniser and guitarist with legendary rock group Kiss, Gene Simmons, has claimed that he has slept with four and a half thousand women over his legendary forty year rock career. "At his height," said former manager, Hans Christian Ander...

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Funny story: Gene Simmons of KISS Says Madonna Has No Business Performing At The Super Bowl Because She Lip Syncs

Gene Simmons of KISS Says Madonna Has No Business Performing At The Super Bowl Because She Lip Syncs

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - KISS bassist Gene Simmons who stars in the cable reality show Gene Simmons Family Jewels has really fired off quite a volley at Madonna who has just been selected to perform at the upcoming Super Bowl XLVI (46). Simmons spoke wit...

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Funny story: Nicki Minaj Says That Madonna's Kiss Right On Her Lips Was So Erotically Sensuous It Even Made Her Playpen Tingle With Joy

Nicki Minaj Says That Madonna's Kiss Right On Her Lips Was So Erotically Sensuous It Even Made Her Playpen Tingle With Joy

NEW YORK CITY - Nicki Minaj tweeted that she kissed a girl and she liked it. The girl is actually a woman formerly known as Madonna. Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight stated that the rap singer, who just turned 29, said that she has been ki...

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Funny story: Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

For Oliver Ebby, President of Brand Services - United (BS-U), compassion struck as he listening to Marketspace, the syndicated financial news hour. "A feature story on BS-U was followed by a piece on AIDS in the porn film industry. There was Mic...

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Funny story: Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

LEXINGTON, Kentucky - Shakira performed before a standing room only crowd at Lexington's famed Colonel Stonewall Jackson Commemorative Coliseum and was asked some questions backstage. The gyrating Colombian firecracker was asked if she has ever pu...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Stealing Madonna's Act?

Lady Gaga Stealing Madonna's Act?

Ever since Lady Gaga hit the national scene a few years ago, she's been trying to invent herself. First copying punk and glam rock stars such as Iggy Pop and David Bowie and then megastars Cher and Madonna, she's never really been able to come into h...

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Funny story: Newark Airport Now Boasts a Special "Final Goodbye Kiss" Area

Newark Airport Now Boasts a Special "Final Goodbye Kiss" Area

The New Jersey airport found it necessary to set this up after a Rutgers University graduate student breached security by entering a restricted area to give his girlfriend one last kiss before she left for L.A. Havoc ensued, with many angry passenge...

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