Ouija says it’s “Trump” 2020, to Democrats Dismay

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Wednesday, 16 October 2019

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In an effort to help win the 2020 Presidential election, Democrat party leaders have turned to the 'great beyond' for help. Democratic sources have said that party leaders, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and others, met in a secret location to help conjure up the spirits of Democrat presidents past.

It was learned that former President Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton were invited only to have their invitations revoked. Sources said Bill Clinton’s invitation was revoked upon protest by invitees of the #Me2 movement. Hillary Clinton’s invitation was revoked after the group thought she may help conjure too many evil spirits.

Nancy and Chuck started the event by trying to conjure up the spirits of John F. Kennedy, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and even Eleanor Roosevelt. Adam Schiff kept pressuring the group to conjure the spirit of former President Jimmy Carter until he was reminded President Carter is still alive.

The event proceeded as planned, until the group became frustrated when the Ouija board kept spelling out “Trump” as the answer to who would win the 2020 election. Nancy Pelosi told Bill Maher to stop fooling around by spelling out Trump's name. Maher insisted he didn’t do any such thing. The group finally called it quits after the Ouija Board kept spelling “Trump” no matter how the question to who will win the 2020 election was phrased.

A spokesperson for Mrs. Pelosi said “We are pulling out all the stops to win this election for the people of the United States. We hoped this would give us some valuable insight, but I guess we will have to try something else, maybe impeachment,” she said.

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