Mar-A-Lago, FL Just as the news cycle was booming on President Trump's phone calls threatening the president of the Ukraine, and trying to get dirt on Democratic front-runner VP Joe Biden, Trump announced he would be taking the month of October off..
"This has nothing to do with Sleepy Joe Biden or personal phone calls to the Ukraine, which I'm perfectly within my rights to do, because I'm the president and have Executive Privilege, and can do anything I want and it's legal," spoke Trump.
"My friend, Vlad Putin, has invited me to Russia for his October 7th birthday, and he wants me to be there with him. So I will actually be serving my country while I'm on my well-deserved vacation. By the way, the economy has never been stronger!" said Trump, as he climbed into a helicopter, just a couple of minutes before an army of process servers arrived.