Trump Seen Pulling 20s Out of One Pocket and 100s Out of the Other to Give to World Leaders

Written by Al N.

Friday, 20 September 2019

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Just one secret photo of the anonymous boxes given to Putin from Trump is known.

Mor-A-Lago, FL In breaking news, photographs of President Donald Trump have emerged, showing him giving $100 and $20 notes to world leaders, including, coincidentally enough, those with Trump resorts in their countries, such as Ireland, Scotland, and Dubai.

"We didn't want to say anything to embarrass him when he kept reaching for his rear pocket area, but when we found out that's where he kept the 20s he was passing to his Cabinet members, we began to understand," said an anonymous Secret Service member.

"He used to tip 100s to the agents who helped carry all the boxes of money when he visited President Putin," said another anonymous agent.

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