President Donald Trump was amongst the early arrivals for the 'Storm Area 51' event this morning, and was said to be in a state of "euphoric anticipation", and looking forward to dealing with some aliens.
The president awoke early, and almost forgot to take off his pajamas before putting on his suit and cap. After dressing, he made his way to the kitchen to partake of a Big Mac with large fries, and a liter of Coke. He quickly tweeted his itinerary to a swathe of trailer-trash morons, and made haste.
He boarded his private Trumpjet, which then soared through the heavens, and dropped out of the sky on wasteland near to Rachel, in the Nevada Desert. He was either cheered or jeered by a small crowd of people who had come to storm the Air Force base, in order to discover what has really been going on there for the last 50 years.
Trump said, as he fell down the airplane's steps:
"I'm going to build a wall around these two towns to isolate the illegal aliens."
There was a massive groan which could be heard as far away as Area 51.