Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Written by joseph k winter

Sunday, 15 September 2019

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Mr. Trump: "We are definitely going to increase security around Mar a Lago."

Mr. Trump’s quest for world peace continues with more breathless anticipation now that John Bolton has “resigned” from the leadership of the NSA.

Mr. Bolton, who according to the president “never saw a war he didn’t like,” has been reported at odds with Mr. Trump’s devotion to peace throughout the globe.

It is possible he hiccoughed at the wrong time, also, with a certain fierce look in his eye, and derailed the recent Afghanistan peace and goodwill program.

That would have left a mere five thousand troops in Afghanistan after eighteen years of war since 9/11.

But peace there is off, just as relations with North Korea have plummeted, again with the influence of Mr. Bolton at the Hanoi Conference.

With Mr. Bolton swept out of Mr. Trump’s embrace, he will return to his PAC’s where he can plan war campaigns far into the future.

The North Koreans, however, are saying: “Bolton down, Pompeo to go?”

And the Iranians are saying: “Bolton down, Pompeo and Graham to go?”

Both Secretary of State Pompeo and Senator Graham are blaming Iran for the Houthis attacks on Saudi Arabian oil facilities in the past few days.

Since Iran and the Houthis are allies, it’s only logical Iran causes whatever the Houthis are up to.

It is abundantly clear the Houthis always respond, “Yes, sir!” to Iran’s wishes.

Therefore, Mr. Graham says, it’s time to bomb Iran and start another war in the middle east.

Split the region into two camps directly, including Israel, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, and a few minor areas on the one hand, versus Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran, and their friends on the other.

Have Russian forces standing by to do whatever with their new weapons systems.

Send in US forces to aid the new coming destruction and send millions more fleeing into Europe as previously.

Some of them will probably also join the hordes of immigrants attacking the United States from Mexico and South America and such.

After all, a war-state is always good for the economy, and will make the Pentagon and munitions makers very happy.

Even Mr. Bolton will probably say, “I told you so!” a few times.

Meanwhile, the American people will certainly celebrate more war activity in the world, with US forces once again heroes saving humanity from the tyrants.

Mr. Trump is reported sitting down with his generals and his poll advisers on whether a set of new wars will harm his 2020 presidential chances.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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