Has Anjelica Huston Really Fooled The Arab World?

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 26 August 2019

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More of a dead ringer for Jack Nicholson’s ‘Joker’, says embassy, than royal Saudi princeling

Tehran, Iran - “Bin Bags Calls Her Mommy,” Iran’s Supreme Leader said today in a heated FarsiBook rant, as controversial pictures of Saudi rubbish-king-in-waiting Mohammed Bin Bags Salman went viral on the web.

The circa 2001 images show a Riyadh palace shindig featuring US actress Anjelica Huston with the royal Saudi brat in a cute, mother-and-son birthday cake tableau complete with candles.

“Smiling House of Sword faces flank the happy pair,” the Ayatollah continues on his page-long FB entry describing how Little Mo’s father Salman is seen helping to cut the festive coke. Uh, cake.

Of course, it’s not the first time such rumors have flooded the Persian net amid an ongoing Saudi-Iranian turf war about oil fields and stuff.

Commenting on the actress’ remarkable facial similarity to the lucky prince, an embassy spokesperson in Kuala Lumpur said, ‘What a pile of garbage! She’s more of a dead ringer for Jack Nicholson’s Joker’.

More bin-bags rubbish updates follow, possibly next week.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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