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Funny story: Trump and Bolton duel in the White House dining room with candelabras and real candles

Trump and Bolton duel in the White House dining room with candelabras and real candles

Breaking: Sources indicate a late-weekend development has been disclosed, although the whistleblower is not yet identified. The leak indicates White House dining room wait personnel with video cameras were involved, as with Russia-related agents i...

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Funny story: John Bolton Book Queues Latest

John Bolton Book Queues Latest

The interest surrounding the release, on Tuesday, of the book written by the former US National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has prompted countless thousands of scandal-hunting readers to form queues outside bookstores in most major cities this mor...

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Funny story: Man Became Confused About John Bolton And Joe Biden

Man Became Confused About John Bolton And Joe Biden

A man who, by his own admittance, is largely unfamiliar with the subject of US Politics, made an astonishing and barely-believable blunder this morning, when, thinking up a ridiculous story for publication on TheSpoof.com, he inexplicably confused fo...

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Funny story: Trump Astonished At Judge's Decision To Allow John Bolton Book To Go Ahead

Trump Astonished At Judge's Decision To Allow John Bolton Book To Go Ahead

President Trump has expressed astonishment at a judge's decision to allow the publication of former National Security Adviser John Bolton's book to go ahead as planned on Tuesday. According to several different White House sources, the President w...

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Funny story: Bolton Finally Sings About Trump

Bolton Finally Sings About Trump

John Bolton, the former national security advisor to Donald Trump, who refused to testify during the Trump impeachment trial, finally sings. Not Sinatra sing, but had his book published by Simon & Schuster. Lots of dinero there. Dinero means m...

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Funny story: John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY – Trump’s former White House National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has just published his bombshell book titled “I Was In The Room Where It All Hit The Fan". Inside sources say that Trump begged, pleaded, and colluded with Bolton t...

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Funny story: Bunker Boy Wants Military Parade For July 4th

Bunker Boy Wants Military Parade For July 4th

Rose Garden Press Conference: The USA can’t afford testing or masks or PPE to fight coronavirus, but hey, we’ve got the money to waste for a July 4th parade to feed Bunker Boy’s fantasy? Putin has beautiful parades with tanks and rockets and h...

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Funny story: Manchester United Hires Dog The Bounty Hunter To Find Goal

Manchester United Hires Dog The Bounty Hunter To Find Goal

BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United’s signing of John Bolton and Bruno Fernandes fell flat in their debut at Old Trafford today. United’s £47 million signing of Bruno and countless millions paid to Bolton to manage the Red Devils resulted in a 0-0...

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Funny story: John Bolton Reveals That President Trump Wanted To Buy Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras

John Bolton Reveals That President Trump Wanted To Buy Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump’s former security advisor, John Bolton, has made a startling revelation about the Liar-In-Chief, as Bolton and so many other White House staff members refer to the acting president (behind his back, of course). B...

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Funny story: John Bolton To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manager of Manchester United

John Bolton To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manager of Manchester United

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rumors of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s demise as manager of Manchester United’s troubled team have been circulating for months. Just last week, crack Spoof reporter, Monkey Woods, predicted Ole would soon be beating the bricks looking f...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says John Bolton's A Liar But Hardly Knew The Guy

Donald Trump Says John Bolton's A Liar But Hardly Knew The Guy

Donald Trump started slandering John Bolton, his former White House Chief of Staff, (who replaced General John Kelly, who replaced Reince Priebus) with his usual, predictable rant: John Bolton? Don't know him. Who was he? Trump's slander rant will...

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Funny story: Looking Glass War: Putin To Allow Bolton To Testify In Impeachment Trial

Looking Glass War: Putin To Allow Bolton To Testify In Impeachment Trial

BILLINGSGATE POST: The wings of the hummingbird fluttering outside the window of John Bolton’s Washington office were squeaking, not humming. Bolton awoke from his brown Naugahyde BarcaLounger with a start. A workman with a can of WD-90 approached th...

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Funny story: Bolton flees to Canada claiming Assange as precedent

Bolton flees to Canada claiming Assange as precedent

Insider sources indicate Mr. Bolton is claiming he is in the position of Julian Assange, currently languishing in Belmarsh Prison, London. Mr. Bolton was spotted in a Continental Trailways bus entering Canada at the Detroit-Windsor border wearing...

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Funny story: The Family Trump?

The Family Trump?

Ivanka Trump doesn’t know how to spell Nobel as in 'Nobel Peace Prize', a prize daddy has been lusting after ever since Barack Obama received one. But maybe both daughter and daddy thought it was indeed a prize for being noble. However, after cal...

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Funny story: Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Mr. Trump’s quest for world peace continues with more breathless anticipation now that John Bolton has “resigned” from the leadership of the NSA. Mr. Bolton, who according to the president “never saw a war he didn’t like,” has been reported at odd...

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Funny story: International Peace Marathon in Washington DC to feature participation of National Security Adviser as IRAN.

International Peace Marathon in Washington DC to feature participation of National Security Adviser as IRAN.

National Security Adviser John Bolton dropped a bombshell in the White House War Room, when he declared that he had an Epiphany that lasted several hours through a sleep-deprived night. “I’ve been itching to drop a bombshell on you-know-whom in t...

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Funny story: Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them 'Haikus'. What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them 'Haikus'. What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them 'Haikus'. What? Oh, Gesundheit! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. Texas sink from weight. Heat wave hit...

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