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Funny story: Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Mr. Trump’s quest for world peace continues with more breathless anticipation now that John Bolton has “resigned” from the leadership of the NSA. Mr. Bolton, who according to the president “never saw a war he didn’t like,” has been reported at odd...

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Funny story: International Peace Marathon in Washington DC to feature participation of National Security Adviser as IRAN.

International Peace Marathon in Washington DC to feature participation of National Security Adviser as IRAN.

National Security Adviser John Bolton dropped a bombshell in the White House War Room, when he declared that he had an Epiphany that lasted several hours through a sleep-deprived night. “I’ve been itching to drop a bombshell on you-know-whom in t...

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Funny story: Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them 'Haikus'. What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them 'Haikus'. What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them 'Haikus'. What? Oh, Gesundheit! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. Texas sink from weight. Heat wave hit...

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Funny story: Trump announces new strategies for regime change in Venezuela

Trump announces new strategies for regime change in Venezuela

Speaking at the end of the G20 summit yesterday, Mr. Trump denied that regime change in Venezuela has “lost momentum.” “These things take time,” he said. The President remarked that Venezuela is suffering so badly at this time from lost popula...

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Funny story: Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz

Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz

Early yesterday Iran brought down a US RQ-Global Hawk drone. The size of a passenger airliner, this drone was surveiling in Kouhmobaruk air space near the Strait of Hormuz. It had released its scouring eye for any signs of mines, lower-flying...

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Funny story: Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour

Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour

Once again the chant of “war with Iran, war with Iran, war with Iran” has besieged the US landscape. Communities throughout America can expect the Whirling Dwarfs Parade with their incessant chanting to sweep through town all summer long. Senat...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un invited Bolton into his swimming pool for underwater follies and piranha fish ballet

Kim Jong Un invited Bolton into his swimming pool for underwater follies and piranha fish ballet

Hackers with Orwellophiles-‘R-Us have disclosed important information from the aftermath of the failed meeting between Kim Jong Un and the US back in February, 2019. Corporation media lately have suggested Mr. Kim had removed as many as five impor...

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Funny story: Iran Sends 1,000 Hamburgers To Donald Trump

Iran Sends 1,000 Hamburgers To Donald Trump

To appease President Donald Trump’s warmongering threats directed toward the nation of Iran, (a place Trump has trouble locating on a map) the President of Iran, Hassan Rouhani, is sending 1,000 hamburgers to Washington DC as a gift for the president...

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Funny story: County Joe's 'Fixin' To Die Rag' From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma

County Joe's 'Fixin' To Die Rag' From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma

Back in the height of the Vietnam era, a little ditty made it onto the airwaves that protested the undeclared war in a darkly humorous way. It was called “I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag” by Country Joe and the Fish, and it became a theme for the w...

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Funny story: Trump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran

Trump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran

In an interview with The Guard Dog at The White House, Mr. Trump said, "All they have to do is call me,” Mr. Trump said. The phone was in his lap at this point. The Guard Dog then asked: “But, sir, there are reports all over mainstream media to...

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Funny story: Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Insiders are currently whispering that Mr. Bolton and Mr. Pompeo just might be on the chopping block. Washington has been reporting Mr. Trump needed to air out that he was not totally pleased with recent performance. Mr. Bolton may be gone soon...

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Funny story: Trump “tempers” Bolton and Pompeo in special White House ops

Trump “tempers” Bolton and Pompeo in special White House ops

Last week Mr. Trump indicated that at times he must “temper” Mr. Bolton’s enthusiasm for threatening other countries. He stated that “John is a good man," while adding a “but” that, fortunately, at times Mr. Trump needs to control him and calm him...

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Funny story: Trump and Bolton Anxious for Opportunity to Personally Lead Nation's Troops Into War With Iran

Trump and Bolton Anxious for Opportunity to Personally Lead Nation's Troops Into War With Iran

Washington - President Donald Trump and National Security Advisor John Bolton are looking forward to an opportunity to showcase the bravery they unfortunately couldn't exhibit during the Vietnam War, due to circumstances beyond their control, by donn...

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Funny story: Los Tres Cojones Trio at The White House confesses anomaly; US doctors indicate requests for implants now viral

Los Tres Cojones Trio at The White House confesses anomaly; US doctors indicate requests for implants now viral

What has long been the mystery of a male’s having three testicles, instead of two, has suddenly reached new stages of revelation. At this time sweeping Twitter, a startling development has occurred in the Trump administration, hitherto tightly gua...

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Funny story: Kim responds to new Trump negotiations with poem inspired by Robert Frost

Kim responds to new Trump negotiations with poem inspired by Robert Frost

Mr. Trump’s taking over diplomacy with North Korea has brought renewed condemnation from mainstream Democrats and the MSM. At issue is Mr. Kim’s recent reluctance to proceed further with denuclearization, currently assessed by The Washington Post...

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Funny story: The what if you gave a party and nobody came dream haunts Guaido

The what if you gave a party and nobody came dream haunts Guaido

Dark Overbored, specializing in hacking, doorknob analysis, and dream interpretation, has again revealed inside information from the Guaido camp. The dream goes like this: The hall is hired, the bunting and balloons strung, the tables laid wit...

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Funny story: Bolton and Abrams discovered in regime change rituals in dank basement

Bolton and Abrams discovered in regime change rituals in dank basement

The hacker group Dark Overbored has once again released intimate details on those currently governing US policy. This time it's via new technology in “doorknob surveillance,” and a series of “doorknob studies” for "interior scenes." To the fol...

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