Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers

Written by Chrissy Benson

Wednesday, 28 August 2019

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President Trump admitted having racist tendencies when it comes to driving, but claims to mostly keep within the speed limit.

Pushing back against allegations that he is a racist, United States president, Donald Trump, stated that while he may have some racist tendencies when it comes to driving, he doesn't even come close to "those NASCAR drivers."

"Granted, l like a little acceleration," said Trump, "but those guys race professionally. I'm just an amateur racist."

He added, "And for the record, I keep within the speed limit on public roads. For the most part."

Disappointingly to him, Trump, the owner of a large and eclectic car collection that's included supercars like the 1997 Lamborghini Diablo in addition to the expected Rolls Royces, Cadillacs, and Ferraris, hasn't driven an automobile since he took presidential office in 2017. As someone who enjoys driving, Trump says he very much misses taking the wheel.

"That's why these assertions that I'm a racist are so preposterous," said Trump. "I'm honored to do my civic duty for the next five years, but after that, I'm really looking forward to being a recreational racist out on the road again."

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