People Who Would Beat Trump if the 2020 Election Were Held Today

Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 28 August 2019

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According to polls, Captain Periscope would clobber Trump if the election were held today.

Ever since President Trump's dimwitted appearance at the G7 Conference, his popularity has been dwindling in the United States, and has hit rock bottom in the rest of the world.

In the absence of a Republican candidate to challenge Trump, polls indicate that the following people would beat Trump if the election were held today:

1. Chris Brown
2. Charlie Sheen
3. Pauly Shore
4. R. Kelly
5. Jaden Smith
6. O.J. Simpson
7. Mr. Clean
8. Bill Cosby
9. Harvey Weinstein
10. Mel Gibson

The following dead people would also beat Donald Trump:

1. Roy Rogers
2. Trigger
3. Attila the Hun
4. Captain Video
5. Howdy Doody

The following celebrities would lose if they challenged Trump:
1. Scott Baio
2. Ted Nugent

Of course, with the world situation, this could all change...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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