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Funny story: Duke of York Always Was A Crappy Watering Hole Says Prince Creepypants Accuser

Duke of York Always Was A Crappy Watering Hole Says Prince Creepypants Accuser

London, UK - A pub named after Prince Andrew has been described as a crappy watering hole by a witness in the NYC Jeffrey Epstein case. The litigant said The Duke of York in London’s Barking, Isle of Dogs, was a real shithole just like the eponymo...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Is Going To Smash Prince Andrew's Face In, If He Sees Him

Harry Maguire Is Going To Smash Prince Andrew's Face In, If He Sees Him

As the Jeffrey Epstein paedophile case rages on, even after the mysterious death of the former financier, Manchester United defender Harry Maguire Is rumoured to have said that he is so disgusted with Epstein's former friend, Prince Andrew, that he i...

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein’s Hole-In-One At Trump Creepy Hollow

Jeffrey Epstein’s Hole-In-One At Trump Creepy Hollow

Creepy Hollow, New York - (Fore! Play News): Convicted predatory sex monster, Jeffrey Epstein, who died in a Manhattan jail cell this weekend, reportedly scored his best-ever hit at one of President Trump’s famous putting greens, according to files...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew’s Depleted Ukrainian Billionaire Chum Escorted From Balmoral

Prince Andrew’s Depleted Ukrainian Billionaire Chum Escorted From Balmoral

Balmoral, Scotland - (McHaggis Times): A bankrupt Ukrainian former yellowcake mining mogul has been sent packing from Balmoral Castle following a police raid on Grouse Cottage in the royal estate’s Muckadder slopes. Arkady Chernobylblastov, 69, ha...

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Funny story: Are You a Royalist Lickspittle or a Republican Scumbag? Test Your Devotion to the Windsors

Are You a Royalist Lickspittle or a Republican Scumbag? Test Your Devotion to the Windsors

As a social experiment The Spoof is offering its readers a one-off opportunity in its on-line quiz to see if you're a true royalist or a traitorous republican. 1. The Princess Royal is well-known for being a miserable cow. Is this: a) An unfair...

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Funny story: Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

"Cor, blimey, guv. You couldn't make it up. I'm sure that Londoners will come together in droves to give him a warm welcome." These were the words of London Mayor and son of a Tooting bus driver, Sadiq Khan, as he learned that dates have been set for...

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Funny story: The Queen and Meghan Go Out on the Town

The Queen and Meghan Go Out on the Town

Buckingham Palace today reluctantly admitted that the rumours are true that the Queen and Meghan Markle have become besties. They have been sneaking out at night, wearing disguises and going to underground clubs together. Apparently, Prince Harry...

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Funny story: Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Buckingam Palace The former wife of Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson, signed an agreement today with Buckingham Palace regarding the conditions she agrees to follow if allowed to attend royal weddings. The first point was that Sarah must avoid Prince...

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Funny story: Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Royal Mausoleum Visitors to the Royal Mausoleum began hearing a strange noise and feeling strange vibrations in the vicinity of the grave of Queen Victoria, who ushered in the Victorian Age. The Victorian Age was considered a time of virtue, reticenc...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew has mixed-species baby says Brit tabloid

Prince Andrew has mixed-species baby says Brit tabloid

London - A flagshit - ok, flagship - organ of the British Establishment is publishing pictures of a new royal baby believed to be a Prince Andrew-Baboon hybrid. The London Sunday Smearer says three year-old olive baboon (Papio anubis) Samantha Ban...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Reaches Out to Prince Andrew

Bill Cosby Reaches Out to Prince Andrew

Buckingham Palace, London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that even though Prince Andrew has never done anything wrong with any underage sex slaves, Sarah Ferguson, retired Duchess of York, will still be standing by him, but won't be provi...

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Funny story: Paparazzi Distracted By Red Herring At Palace

Paparazzi Distracted By Red Herring At Palace

A damage limitation excercise was mounted this morning after thousands of Paparazzi were noticed outside a Royal Prince's bedroom at Ferguson Palace. Royal advisors were known to have have subsequently met with the Duke of Edinburgh to explain the l...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over

Prince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over

Florida - Randy Andy will lie low at Gooose Green in the Falklands for the duration while a new, wholesome organic role is hammered out by the Palace. That means he could be back in the saddle again as early as, uh, 2065 - all being well. Only...

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Funny story: Royal Family to Move to Australia

Royal Family to Move to Australia

A spokesman for the British Foreign Office has announced that the House of Windsor has been transferred to Australia. There has been increasing speculation of late as to why the royal family are such frequent visitors to the continent. Kate and W...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson to Remarry For the Children

Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson to Remarry For the Children

London, England-Tired of living in squalid, back street non-Royal quarters, Sarah Ferguson got back in touch with her ex-husband Prince Andrew. She had been hearing that he had been confined to squalid back street palaces since their divorce, Fergie...

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Funny story: Middle Class Tattoo Booths To Open in Department Stores

Middle Class Tattoo Booths To Open in Department Stores

Shares in Edinburgh Tattoo, the high class tattoo studio chain, received a boost at close of trading last night after it was rumoured that it had contacted Balmoral Body Art, the place where Prince Andrew was rumoured to have had his famous "Mother"...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew photographed wanking

Prince Andrew photographed wanking

Prince Andrew has been photographed wanking with the help of his mother, HRH, Queen Elizabeth II. His tentative strokes were captured on Sunday as nephews, princes William and Harry lined up on opposing sides in the Jerudong Trophy at Cirencester...

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