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Funny story: Jailed sex offenders to rattle tin mugs in celebration of Prince Andrew's birthday.

Jailed sex offenders to rattle tin mugs in celebration of Prince Andrew's birthday.

Over 50 inmates on the sex offender wing at HMP Wormwood Scrubs in London, are set to mark the 60th birthday of Prince Andrew at lunchtime today, by rattling their enamelled tin mugs before singing, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow. One inmate, servin...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew to be busted down to Cabin Boy on 60th birthday

Prince Andrew to be busted down to Cabin Boy on 60th birthday

In a break from royal tradition, the Royal Navy are going to demote Prince Andrew to ship’s cabin boy on his 60th birthday, following allegations that the prince had unlawful sex with an underage girl at the home of the late convicted paedophile, Jef...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew's Sphincter Is Twitching

Prince Andrew's Sphincter Is Twitching

Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has complained to his mummy that his bum-bum is itching, and that he would like her to put some cream on it. But, say experts, the irritation is not something that can be resolved by rubbing cream on it, however fu...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew blames his refusal to help US Attorney on “those pesky sweat glands”

Prince Andrew blames his refusal to help US Attorney on “those pesky sweat glands”

Buckingham Palace was under the spotlight again today, as US Attorney, Geoffrey Berman, said at a news conference that the Prince had so far given "zero cooperation" with the Jeffrey Epstein sex crimes investigation. The Prince had previously promise...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew Bombshell: I was in a Whitechapel pie and mash shop when FBI tried to contact me

Prince Andrew Bombshell: I was in a Whitechapel pie and mash shop when FBI tried to contact me

Beleaguered royal, Prince Andrew, has claimed that he was in a pie and mash shop in East London when the FBI were trying to gain his assistance with their investigation into his close friend, the late Jeffrey Epstein and his links to sex trafficking.

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan did the decent thing by relinquishing titles says, HRH Prince Andrew

Harry and Meghan did the decent thing by relinquishing titles says, HRH Prince Andrew

Following the relinquishing of their royal titles, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex received a warm endorsement from Harry’s uncle, Prince Andrew, last night. Speaking to newsmen from the holiday isle of Mustique, where he has been laying somewhat l...

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Funny story: Thick Bloke On Facebook Gets Meghan Markle Confused With Angela Merkel

Thick Bloke On Facebook Gets Meghan Markle Confused With Angela Merkel

A man, who may very well have had a low-standard education, became confused whilst using the Facebook social media platform this week, and inadvertently mixed-up the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, with the German chancellor, Angela Merkel. Oh d...

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Funny story: Queen To Step Back From Royal Duties

Queen To Step Back From Royal Duties

As part of an ever-growing trend, Her Majesty the Queen has, this morning, announced that she will be stepping back from her royal role, and will gradually retire from public life, which she described as "ghastly". This follows similar recent act...

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Funny story: Cummings welcomes Prince Andrew on board

Cummings welcomes Prince Andrew on board

'Weirdos and misfits were requested by Dominic Cummings to join the dream team in Downing Street and now, following newbee Jeremy Corbyn, the PM's personal scriptwriter has found yet another willing adjutant. Yes, the Randy Old Duke of York, Princ...

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Funny story: Greta on Prince Andrew's radar

Greta on Prince Andrew's radar

HRH Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, currently eighth in line of succession to the throne, has expressed warm approval and admiration for the efforts of the Swedish schoolgirl and climate activist, Greta Thunberg. "Yes, a marvellous creature. High...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew Denies Ever Having Met The Queen

Prince Andrew Denies Ever Having Met The Queen

After a series of sketchy denials that were, quite frankly, somewhat difficult to believe, Prince Andrew has issued his most dramatic denial yet this afternoon, when he denied ever having met his mother, the Queen. Andrew, also known as the Duke o...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew To Cut All Ties With Prince Andrew

Prince Andrew To Cut All Ties With Prince Andrew

After yesterday's news that Prince Andrew had been advised to submit himself to making legal testimony before a US court, and with more and more of the Duke of York's business associates disassociating themselves from him and his projects, the Prince...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew denies all knowledge of the existence of Trump

Prince Andrew denies all knowledge of the existence of Trump

Following President Donald Trump’s denial of knowing Prince Andrew yesterday, the Prince himself last night moved swiftly to scotch rumours that he has ever met Trump, or that he even exists. Speaking to the BBC’s Andrew Marr in a hastily-arranged...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew To Meet Virginia Face-To-Face To See If She Can Jog His Memory

Prince Andrew To Meet Virginia Face-To-Face To See If She Can Jog His Memory

Prince Andrew, the man who admitted he had wracked his brains to see if he could remember raping an underage American girl when she was just 17, is to meet the girl again, face-to-face, to see if she can 'jog his memory'. The Prince, also known as...

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Funny story: USA Reaches Out to British Satire Writers

USA Reaches Out to British Satire Writers

NEW YORK--The USA (United Satirists of America) has extended a hand across the pond to its British counterpart the RSPCN (Royal Satirists for the Preservation of Cheeky Nandos) in an effort to breathe some life into the "satire scenes" of these two s...

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Funny story: Prince Edward Says Prince Andrew Has Been A Silly-Billy

Prince Edward Says Prince Andrew Has Been A Silly-Billy

After Prince Andrew had, with Her Majesty the Queen's permission, retired from public life earlier this week, his younger sibling, Prince Edward, added his voice to the mix, commenting that his brother had been: "a silly-billy brothersy-wothersy."...

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Funny story: Facebook Bans Prince Andrew

Facebook Bans Prince Andrew

Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, has reacted to the ongoing furore over Prince Andrew and the allegations involving rape of an underaged girl back in 2001, by banning to Royal sex pest from the social media platform. Andrew, 59, is a Facebook regula...

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