Washington ‘Swamp’ D.C. - CSPANT Cable News Nutwork reports that Mule-Error received a cruel horse-whipping early this morning. Reportedly, he won’t be able to sit for weeks. Southern plantation slave owners abused the poor old crime-hound until he was near to whelping on national TV.
Most cruelly, they asked him questions about his report. How did they expect him to remember? And the whole thing about failing to exonerate, as if guilty until proven innocent was the M.O. of the poor crime-dog.
Then it was just too much. He ran behind the couch, refusing to come out for more beatings. Reportedly, he is shaking in his poo about what might come out of that fantasy Island black book.