There was consternation in the US legal system today as The White House announced an addition to so-called President Trump's recent flurry of pardons for his reality TV cast of lickspittles, cronies and ne'er-do-wells. The announcement came in Trump's inimitable style in the usual early morning ill-informed stupid misspelt Tweet rant:
"I am fourth with quashing the convictions of these 3 innocent fun lovin' guys from my hometown. They should NEVER have been put in jail. SAD!!!"
The latest recipients of the President's judicial largesse are the Fun Lovin' Criminals, a band from Trump's native New York City. Their musical style is eclectic, covering styles such as hip hop, rock, blues, jazz, R&B, punk, and funk. They are best known for their hit "Scooby Snacks".
Vocalist and spokesman for the band, Huey Morgan, spoke to The Spoof:
"Hey, dude, we don't know what the fuck's going on in that fuckin' idiot's mind. We've never been convicted of anything."