New York, NY Attorney General Barr admitted, after severe press scrutiny, that he spilled coffee on the Mueller Report, and everyone all decided to just say the coffee-stained parts were segments that needed to be censored.
"Well, we all know that Trump wasn't going to read any of it anyways. He didn't even ask to see it! And then when I released my 4-page summary with intimations of exoneration for Trump, he just grabbed it and ran with it! He was so ecstatic!" Barr said from his brand new Manhattan penthouse.
"We've got a whole team of agents making up stuff to go under the coffee stains just to satisfy Congress," admitted Barr.