Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 12 May 2019

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"Yeah, I'm a graduate. Lock her up, lock her up, lock her up."

Though Trump University has been shut down, it's in working condition at the Republican Senate. To make points with a maniacal landlord, this once respected chamber is now known as the Trump University of Delusion.

Senator Mitch McConnell is graduating summa cum laude. Though he failed to make President Obama a one-term President, he prevented Obama from making an appointment to the Supreme Court. This guy who represented Kentucky, a small state of 4 million, and was elected with 806,787 votes, is deciding who gets on the Supreme Court.

How many millions of votes did Obama receive?

The Declaration of Independence says, All men are created equal, but Mitch McConnell grovels after a different kind of equality: Trash that Declaration. Republicans have the majority vote in the Senate. We have a bigger gun. We'll do things our way.

That’s how Gaddafi played it. However, it didn’t end well for him.

George Clooney was born in Kentucky. He could run against McConnell and move McConnell into immediate retirement.

Next graduate of Trump University is Senator Lindsey Graham, but with the magna cumme laude award. Though he suffers from short term and long term and intermediate term memory loss, South Carolina loves their cracker. Graham of course.

“The Mueller investigation is over,” he announced to reporters. “It’s done. It’s,” turning to a clipboard advisor, “what else did Trump tell us to say?”

He’s Trump’s boy, okay! And this guy doesn’t want to be primaried by Trump in the next election. Is Lindsey Graham trading his integrity for Trump’s support? You bet your sweet potatoes!

South Carolina: Aren’t you embarrassed by such a squeaker for a statesman? You could do better. Sure you only have a population of 4 million, but there must be someone else who could fill Lindsey Graham’s shoes.

During the commencement address for his graduating class, Trump will pontificate about his greatness, the wall, yah-da, yah-da, ya-da. Followed by the Lock her up, chant.

It requires an enormous amount of greed and fear to trample on this nation's Constitution. But those who try will be Pelosied out of government.

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