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Funny story: Trump Pardons Fun Lovin' Criminals

Trump Pardons Fun Lovin' Criminals

There was consternation in the US legal system today as The White House announced an addition to so-called President Trump's recent flurry of pardons for his reality TV cast of lickspittles, cronies and ne'er-do-wells. The announcement came in Trump'...

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Funny story: San Quentin Prison Officials Say They Have The Happiest Convicts In The Entire USA

San Quentin Prison Officials Say They Have The Happiest Convicts In The Entire USA

MARIN COUNTY, California - Officials at The San Quentin Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation State Prison have informed the news media that they cannot believe the tremendous change in the attitude of the entire prison population. One hi...

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Funny story: San Quentin State Prison Announces That Once A Month They Will Bring In Pole Dancers To Entertain The Inmates

San Quentin State Prison Announces That Once A Month They Will Bring In Pole Dancers To Entertain The Inmates

MARIN COUNTY, California - A representative for The San Quentin Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation State Prison has just informed the news media of a trial program. The trial program will be implemented on Saturday, April 19, 2014. The...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

LOS ANGELES - GOP political maven Ann Coulter was invited to speak at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women and she accepted on one condition; that she be allowed to make a pitch for the GOP. The warden gladly agreed and so Miss Coulter spoke before...

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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The man who calls himself The Toughest Sheriff in The United States has just announced a possible business venture. Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, who is considered to be Governor Jan Brewer's staunchest supporter and rumor...

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