Trump Invites Davros and the Daleks to White House Fast Food Feast

Written by C/L

Monday, 13 May 2019

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"Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate, exterminate"! Davros yelled at the top of his lungs.

WASHINGTON-The fast food commander-in-chief has had a hard time in the past drawing honored guests to White House luncheons. Recently he scored an appropriate win when evil interstellar authoritarian Davros, and the Daleks accepted his invitation to attend.

This time he wouldn't be serving burgers out of desperation, he'd be serving them out of nationalist pride.

"I can't believe that I received a message from that other beautiful leader that I fell in love with, the great interstellar authoritarian, Davros," Trump stated.

As Davros and the Daleks rolled into the East Room, Trump strolled over and reached out his little hand to Davros.

"It's so beautiful to meet such a strong and powerful interstellar nationalist as yourself," Trump said as they shook hands.

"Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate, exterminate!" Davros yelled at the top of his lungs.

Trump smiled widely as he pointed at Davros, and panned his open palm back and forth to all of the Daleks assembled behind him.

"Such beautiful Daleks, I love these guys. Look at their strong and powerful laser cannons. They're just wonderful people. I love them. Well, everybody, let's eat!" Trump suggested.

On the menu were Quarter Pounders, Big Macs, and Dominoes Pizza.

The Daleks rolled up to the tables, awkwardly bumping into them, while trying to grab food. It was an amusing nightmare as they bluntly dumped burgers, sodas, fries, and pieces of pizza on the floor.

Trump and Davros sipped sodas and stuffed whoppers into their "pie-holes".

The president was intent on hosting another fun event, this time to celebrate an unstoppable intergalactic horde that has laid waste to many worlds, and slaughtered tens of millions of lifeforms.

As the calamity began to wrap up, Trump ended the luncheon with a typically stupid speech.

"I just want to congratulate all of you beautiful murderous Daleks for being so proudly strong in your killing sprees. And I would like to thank such a wonderfully smart authoritarian leader such as yourself, Davros. I know that I will love you a very, very long time in our dictatorial bromance".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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