Pub rockers Liquorice Allsorts realised that during their gig at The Toad and The Wet Sprocket pub, they should have left crowd-pleasing epic The Boys are Back in Town by Thin Lizzy until later in the set. The group's lead singer Wayne Hemingway s…
There was consternation in the US legal system today as The White House announced an addition to so-called President Trump's recent flurry of pardons for his reality TV cast of lickspittles, cronies and ne'er-do-wells. The announcement came in Trump'...
Mumford & Sons are a British band formed in 2007. The members are Marcus Mumford (lead vocals, electric guitar, acoustic guitar, drums), Ben Lovett (vocals, keyboard, piano, synthesizer), Winston Marshall (vocals, electric guitar, banjo) and Ted...
Local metal band "Hardly What The Name Indicates" now struggling with identity crisis after being told by fans they were "too predictable," and "not br00tal enough". The band is known for generic blast beats, highly technical arrangements, and impos...
Pop Slut Superstar Mylie Cyrus posted on her Facebook page today that she is cancelling her upcoming Gaza Strip concert tour due to the escalating "war and stuff" in the region. "I know my fans in Gaza will be really heartbroken that I'm not comin...
London - Recording superstar and former front man for the band known as Genesis, Phil Collins, admitted this week that the band was not the first rock band created, despite their name correlating with the name of the first book in the Bible. Respo...
Brooklyn- New York, 43 year old Bakery assistant Douglas Barnes has been arrested for loitering in the hall way of his Girlfriend's apartment building. Barnes who was waiting for his girlfriend to come home from work so he could propose was dress...
1. The Centipedes 2. Blackboard and the Nails 3. Cillia and the Phlegms 4. Joe Plaque and the Arteries 5. The Wheres 6. The Whens 7. The Whys 8. The Raisinettes 9. Boney and The Mastoids 10. Old Tuna 11. Icy and the Broken Hips 12. Arafat and the Jordanaires 13. Scud Missiles 14. The Rotten Mastodons 15. Orca Dinner 16. Stubby Toe and the...
FRUITA, Colorado - Colorado State Police report that they have arrested the all-girl rock band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints in the town of Fruita, close to the Colorado-Utah border. CSP officers stated that they stopped the band's van...
The mystery of war hero Glen Miller's disappearance in the 1940s may have been solved by salvage experts looking for The Bounty in the unchartered Pitcairn Island group. Most of the population there are called Miller or Christian and resemble the...
CHICAGO - Music Moments Magazine has just announced that bands are clamoring to be the opening act on Willie Nelson's 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado. Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine reports that so far a total of 213 bands have conta...
Actor and Producer Woody Allen was apparently the victim of a joke but no one will admit to having pulled it off. Knowing Woody's curiosity, some of his band mates (he plays clarinet with some friends) were discussing how great the new e-cigarett...
Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo stated that the world of country music has always been known for having colorfully traditional band names. He pointed out that some of these band names include Rascal Flatts, The Pirates of The Mississippi, Asleep At The Wheel, The Pistol Annies, and the legendary iconic band Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys. Buck said that back when he was attending Sol...
Tintwistle Brass Band, from East Manchester, have been selected to play the national anthems for winning athletes during the Olympics. The band are the winners of the Brassed Off, the contest for Brass Bands held in the North West of England every Ju...
The 1960s pop/rock five piece is set to reform, and try and recapture their former hedonistic days. The group had a number one hit with The Legend of Xanadu. "As most people know," said John Hatchman, who took on the mantle of Mick after Mick Wil...
There was an international outpouring of sympathy at the weekend for the death of Whitney Houston. But another less celebrated musician died on the same day, whose passing has barely been mentioned in the newspapers. Johnny "John" Johnson had a musical career spanning five decades. A few weeks ago, TheSpoof were lucky enough to interview him for the last time, barring a now-unlikely comeback. T...
For the first time ever, the popular multi-ingrained, packed full of fibbers and chiggers website Facebook, is allowing users the chance to communicate with dead celebrities of the past. It is also encouraging all citizens to stand and deliver or the devil he may take ye. The move should bring about improved accessibility for Fatso Wong, increased rates for Susan's Boyle's and higher chances of d...
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