Barr and Mueller flee to Saudi Arabia

Funny story written by joseph k winter

Thursday, 9 May 2019

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Visitors to Mar Al Lago East must watch for this signpost on the way in

Mr. Barr and Mr. Mueller have left the country.

Insider analysis puts these gentlemen at a resort called Mar Al Lago East—southeast Saudi Arabia, in the Rub’ Al Khali desert area, somewhat out of earshot of the war in Yemen.

Mr. Barr has been pursued by subpoenas for not offering a fully unredacted Mueller Report to Congress (he did offer such a report to selected members).

Further, his failure to answer a question satisfactorily on Mr. Mueller’s views of his report has led to a charge of “lying” and calls for his “arrest.”

Mr. Mueller has faced heat due to failure to find collusion re Mr. Trump and Mr. Putin.

The acronym for the Mar Al Lago East resort (MALE) does not mean there are no females at the resort. On the contrary, they are abundant.

Young females from international locales have been recruited to “come to Mar Al Lago East and display your talents!”

(Amongst those responding, pole dancing talent has ranked particularly high.)

Further investigation indicates Mr. Barr was troubled when he overhead Ms. Pelosi raising the question, “Bone saw, anyone?”

He believed this question applied directly to himself.

He was aware Ms. Pelosi has accumulated a museum-quality collection of bone saws since last October and the disappearance of Mr. Khashoggi.

A spokesperson for Ms. Pelosi has denied she said any such thing but might have said “Boat czar, anyone?”

This would refer to a club in Washington resembling a cruise ship.

In fact, “The Boat Czar Saloon” is located not far from The White House and modeled on the style of a private yacht for the wealthy, imitating a cruise ship with five upper decks.

The bone saw allusion made Mr. Barr seriously nervous, and he confided the event to Mr. Mueller.

Mr. Mueller then turned pale because, he said, Ms. Pelosi, Mr. Schumer, Mr. Schiff, and Mr. Nadler had only that morning been joking together in a conversation on his report.

As he entered a room to join this gathering he was sure he had heard: “Well, Khashoggi certainly learned his lesson, didn’t he?”

However, Ms. Pelosi’s spokesperson has again clarified:

“No, no, no. That remark was ‘Hash and OJ [orange juice] in the morning is a blessing, isn’t it’.”

Nonetheless, mindful of Edward Snowden’s departure some years ago, Mr. Barr and Mr. Mueller lost no time in booking passage to friendly territory remote from Washington D.C.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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