Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

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Thursday, 9 May 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Taxidermist to the Stars, Slim Everdingle, a legend in Hollywood for his use of life-like, non-Botox treatments to extend the careers of past and present stars such as Trigger, Barbra Streisand and Arnold Schwarzenegger, confessed to The View’s Whoopi Goldberg that he had also recently mounted both House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Vice President Joe Biden.

Both Pelosi, whose deeply creviced face showed evidence of her battle with TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter Kill Syndrome), and Biden, recovering from a partial lobotomy that had reduced his public appearances to sniffing the hair of unsuspecting women, were successfully mounted by Everdingle, and both cite Slim as being instrumental in extending their political careers.

Although Pelosi’s eyes still look like two piss-holes in a snow bank, and Joe Biden’s countenance appears to be as mobile as George Washington’s on Mount Rushmore, both have nothing but praise for the reclusive taxidermist, who some say himself will be mounted on Hollywood Boulevard’s Walk of Fame, a place where stars are remembered for outstanding achievement.

Dirty: “Congrats Dude. It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.”

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