BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere Southwest of Nowhere, deep in the Sonoran Desert, a solitary Saguaro cacti is weeping with joy, its outstretched arms lifted in exhaltation in celebration of Good (Trump) over Evil (Mueller).
Supplicant over the past two years, always hopeful that an Advanced Stage II Gravity Controlled ACME Anvil would not hone in on the Trump Runner’s head, the stately cacti’s patience and prayer have been rewarded.
Using tactics that smacked of carpet bombing, Wile E Mueller unleashed thousands of these Advanced Stage II Gravity Controlled ACME Anvils, literally driving Trump Runner berserk. Accustomed to the dark solitude and blazing sun of the Sonoran Desert, where stately Saguaro cactus stand sentinel over the forces of Nature, Trump Runner has finally, and decisively, declared his victory of Good over Evil.
Slim Everdingle to Wile E Mueller: “Te futueo et caballum tuum.” Latin: (Screw you and the horse you rode in on).
Dirty Trick Detwiler: “Yo Dude. You nailed it.”
Finally, the Fat Lady sings.
*Edited and published with the imprimatur of Slim Everdingle. Although Slim doesn’t understand the usage of anthropomorphic images, he reluctantly issued his stamp of approval for this article.