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Could Photographic Tongues Replace Eyes And Smartphones?

Funny story: Could Photographic Tongues Replace Eyes And Smartphones?

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s not unusual to hear someone claim to have a photographic memory. But to have a photographic tongue capable of recording everything it sees or touches, is remarkable, indeed. In an article appearing in the Journal of Lin...

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Where’s Waldo Ginsburg? She Can Hide, But She Can't Run

Funny story: Where’s Waldo Ginsburg? She Can Hide, But She Can't Run

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you thought it was difficult to find Waldo, trying to find Ruthie is even harder. There are those who claim she is dead; that the Democrats are hiding her passing so that Trump can’t replace her with a conservative. Slim Eve...

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Need A Job? Volunteer To Replace Slim Everdingle

Funny story: Need A Job? Volunteer To Replace Slim Everdingle

BILLINGSGATE POST: With sadness I wish to announce the retirement of long-time associate, Slim Everdingle. Slim came from a very good family. His father was the founder and president of Everdingle Bank & Trust in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska. Hi...

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Slim Everdingle Finds Black Cat In Dark Room

Funny story: Slim Everdingle Finds Black Cat In Dark Room

BILLINGSGATE POST: Everyone knew Slim Everdingle was special. How special was he? Even his birth was different than most. Coming out of the womb ready for work, baby-boy Slim was wearing a traditional white tee-shirt and Dickies Short Sleeve Mechan...

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The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

Funny story: The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Defying all rational thought, the Four Horse’s Asses of the Apocalypse ride again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Sanders, Pocahontas, Bet...

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Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

Funny story: Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the day began with the Four Horses of the Apocalypse peacefully munching oats in the White House stables; their teeth tipped with rubber so that they would not wake up Slim Everdingle from his troubled slumber. Slim was...

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Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Calls Slim Everdingle “Bum F*ck”

Funny story: Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Calls Slim Everdingle “Bum F*ck”

BILLINGSGATE POST: If life were fair, Slim Everdingle would have taken a pass when he was first introduced to Alexandria “The Great.” She was a bartender in a sleazy saloon in a bad section of the Bronx that catered mainly to pimps, prostitutes and...

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Have Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal

Funny story: Have Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal

BILLINGSGATE POST: What your political values are can affect your breath and teeth. Until recently, it was only suspected that leftist leaning socialists were more prone to terminal halitosis and scaly green teeth. In a project funded by the RNC...

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Kamala-Breath Harris Throws Hump Into The Tent

Funny story: Kamala-Breath Harris Throws Hump Into The Tent

BILLINGSGATE POST: California Senator Kamala Harris, nicknamed Kamala-Breath because she humped former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown years ago, announced today that she is joining Pocahontas, Spartacus and a few dozen other Socialists as a candi...

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Ginsburg Back In Court: Her Taxidermist Says “Ruthie Looks More Alive Than Ever”

Funny story: Ginsburg Back In Court: Her Taxidermist Says “Ruthie Looks More Alive Than Ever”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Mounting werewolves and roadkill kept business brisk at the taxidermy and animal shop that preserved Roy Rogers horse, Trigger. The same taxidermist who preserved Trigger, along with Dale Evans horse, Buttermilk, and their Germ...

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Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Meets Slim Everdingle

Funny story: Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Meets Slim Everdingle

BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that Slim Everdingle has a chick problem. At first glance, one would think they would be an odd couple; Ocasio-Cortez, a loudmouth commie-Iiberal who advocates the redistribution of wealth, and Everdingle, an integral...

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Slim Everdingle Raids FBI HQ: Snaps Compromising Photos Of Comey And Mueller

Funny story: Slim Everdingle Raids FBI HQ: Snaps Compromising Photos Of Comey And Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, broke into the offices of former FBI Directors James...

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Bugseye Pelosi Dumps A Horse’s Head On Trump’s Bed: Her Mafia Thing

Funny story: Bugseye Pelosi Dumps A Horse’s Head On Trump’s Bed: Her Mafia Thing

BILLINGSGATE POST: A horse's head is a horse's head, of course, of course. “Donald, I think we have company in our bed.” “Go back to sleep honey. You must be dreaming.” “Donald, there’s a f**king horse’s head next to you.” Reminiscent o...

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Nancy Pelosi: Eyes Like Two Tinkle Holes In A Snow Bank

BILLINGSGATE POST: During the Ice Age the terrain of Mother Earth was forever scarred by vast glaciers that sculpted the surface of the planet that we call our home. The jagged edges; mountains that we now call the Rockies, are archeological remnant...

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Slim And Dirty Discuss Skanks, Mueller And The Quasimodo Effect

Funny story: Slim And Dirty Discuss Skanks, Mueller And The Quasimodo Effect

BILLINGSGATE POST: Regardless of your political leanings, a chance to be privy to a once-in-life-time conversation between Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler as they talk about the ultimate trifecta; Skanks, Mueller and the Quasimodo...

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Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

Funny story: Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

BILLINGSGATE POST: What could go wrong? Fifteen Saudis, inconspicuously dressed in white dishdashas and sporting keffiyehs, disembarked from a private jet which flew in and landed under the radar at a little used landing strip on the Eastern Shore...

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Saudi X-rays Show Khashoggi Body Parts Smuggled Out In Hit Team’s Tummies

Funny story: Saudi X-rays Show Khashoggi Body Parts Smuggled Out In Hit Team’s Tummies

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a previously copyrighted story that appeared on these pages, Saudi officials had dismissed the allegation that the team that assassinated Mr. Khashoggi in their Consulate In Turkey disposed of him by dismembering him and then s...

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FBI-Russian Collusion: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

Funny story: FBI-Russian Collusion: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

BILLINGSGATE POST: The pigeon should have known better. He shouldn’t have bothered. But indifferent to the risks involved, he allowed himself to be inveigled into being made part of a clandestine operation from which no ascertainable gain could be...

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