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Funny story: Drag Queen Wins Miss England Pageant: Measures 36-24-36-9

Drag Queen Wins Miss England Pageant: Measures 36-24-36-9

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wilma, née Woody Wentworth of Westminster won the Miss England Pageant held in Worstershire this weekend. According to public records, Wilma changed her name to Woody after undergoing a sex change operation a year ago. Woody p...

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Funny story: Toothless Yak Gums Food For Edentulous Granny

Toothless Yak Gums Food For Edentulous Granny

BILLINGSGATE POST: Praise the Lord! It’s rare that such a heartwarming story surfaces in a world bereft of humanity. This was a match made in heaven. Granny Lizzie Kocolochek, who lived a life of quiet desperation, lost all of her teeth by the...

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Funny story: Nine-Year-Old Graduates From Harvard: Burns Out Too Early

Nine-Year-Old Graduates From Harvard: Burns Out Too Early

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like his Ma and Pa, Little Willie Everdingle had no teeth when he was born. Although neither had graduated from high-school after undergoing government mandated lobotomies that were commonplace at that time in their home state o...

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Funny story: How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 2

How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 2

BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub-machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his tailo...

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Funny story: How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 1

How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 1

BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...

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Funny story: Slim And Dirty Pose As Hookers In Drag: Reveal Secret Dossier On James Comey

Slim And Dirty Pose As Hookers In Drag: Reveal Secret Dossier On James Comey

BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, have broken into the office of the former FBI Direc...

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Funny story: Manchester And Slim Everdingle Resolve Uniform Issue

Manchester And Slim Everdingle Resolve Uniform Issue

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s never what you think it is. Was Slim Everdingle really telling Manchester that he wouldn’t renew his contract unless he was allowed to wear his trademark Fruit of the Loom, V-neck white tee-shirt and his Dickies Easy Action M...

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Funny story: Would Slim Everdingle Like Manchester United To Trade Him To Real Madrid?

Would Slim Everdingle Like Manchester United To Trade Him To Real Madrid?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United appear to be getting a little bit perplexed as Slim Everdingle keeps the club guessing over his next move amid growing concerns over his contract. The American is yet to sign a fresh new deal that would keep h...

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Funny story: “Harry Maguire Couldn’t Carry My Jock Strap:” Slim Everdingle

“Harry Maguire Couldn’t Carry My Jock Strap:” Slim Everdingle

BILLINGSGATE POST: Urbane multi-culturist and bon-vivant, Slim Everdingle, jumped into the Harry Maguire fray with his spikes high, aimed at the groin area of Everyman’s loudmouth, Harry Maguire. Citing “Hobson’s choice” protocol, Everdingle ind...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Debunked By Battlin' Bohunk From Beaver Crossing

Harry Maguire Debunked By Battlin' Bohunk From Beaver Crossing

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a fight touted to be a walkover for Harry Maguire, the “Battlin' Bohunk” from Beaver Crossing, the redoubtable Slim Everdingle, threw the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy from Leicester City out of the ring in a winner-take...

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Funny story: Trump: All Caucasians To Be Dyed Purple To End White Supremacy

Trump: All Caucasians To Be Dyed Purple To End White Supremacy

BILLINGSGATE POST: This morning, in a display of chutzpah that defied transcendental reality, President Trump descended out of a cloud like an existential chimera. Something was different about him. On the lawn outside the White House, just before...

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Funny story: Chapped Lips? Try Dr. Billingsgate’s New Bat Guano Formula

Chapped Lips? Try Dr. Billingsgate’s New Bat Guano Formula

BILLINGSGATE POST: Remarkably, after years of experimenting with natural ingredients, ranging from chicken manure to cannabis, Dr. Billingsgate has discovered an extract that will make all other salves and lotions obsolete. Working out of his iso...

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Funny story: Talking Dog For Sale: Make Offer

Talking Dog For Sale: Make Offer

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle was driving around Washington and he sees a sign in front of a house in the suburbs. “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. Slim goes into the b...

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Funny story: Andrew Yang Calls Pocahontas An Albino Native American

Andrew Yang Calls Pocahontas An Albino Native American

BILLINGSGATE POST: The first question Rachel Maddow asked when it was her turn to question the Democrat candidates was: “Which one of you is Pocahontas and which of you is Yang?” Yang, obviously an inscrutable Oriental; Pocahontas, on the other...

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Funny story: Wile E Rouhani vs The Trump Runner: Gentlemen, Man Your Camels

Wile E Rouhani vs The Trump Runner: Gentlemen, Man Your Camels

BILLINGSGATE POST: As a select squadron of buzzards flew over the remains of the 63 camels that met their maker in the onslaught of Sidewinder missiles that took out the best and brightest of Iran’s vaunted distribution network, an eerie calm came ov...

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Funny story: Iran Retaliates: Drone Shot Down In Response To Sidewinder Camel Attack

Iran Retaliates: Drone Shot Down In Response To Sidewinder Camel Attack

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the asymmetric battle between Iran and the United States, Iran shot down a RQ-4 Global Hawk in retaliation for the Sidewinder attack which took out 63 dromedaries earlier this week. This unmanned drone - which cost American tax...

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Funny story: Trump Declares War On Iran: Sidewinder Missiles Take Out Camel Caravan

Trump Declares War On Iran: Sidewinder Missiles Take Out Camel Caravan

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an extreme example of asymmetric warfare, President Trump retaliated against Iran for attacks on oil tankers in the Persian Gulf by unleashing a barrage of Sidewinder Missiles this morning. Early satellite photos show camel bod...

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