Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 19 February 2019

image for Heavily Pregnant Meghan ‘Should Be Allowed To Return To UK’
Radicalised into pregnancy, eh

New York, NYC - (ReUterus): “A lot of people should have sympathy for me,” Meghan said today during a NYC self-publicity trip as pals claimed she was being ‘treated worse than the Nazis’ in charge of Buckingham Palace.

Billed as a golden showers - uh, baby shower! - visit, the trip is Megan’s first solo US engagement without ginger-top wastrel Harry, responsible for fertilising her eager, somewhat overcooked egg.

40-something Meghan has been snapped staying at Granpa’s Trompette de Mort Hotel in New York’s Meatpcking District, a stoned throw away from the uptown lawyers behind her controversial hush-hush prenup.

Commenting on rumored imminent litigation a Spoof matrimonial source blamed ‘horrid Palace bagmen’ for radicalising the American actress who is due to farrow a revolutionary new House of Windsore bloodline on 1st April.

An official statement is expected later today.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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