New York, NYC - (ReUterus): “A lot of people should have sympathy for me,” Meghan said today during a NYC self-publicity trip as pals claimed she was being ‘treated worse than the Nazis’ in charge of Buckingham Palace.
Billed as a golden showers - uh, baby shower! - visit, the trip is Megan’s first solo US engagement without ginger-top wastrel Harry, responsible for fertilising her eager, somewhat overcooked egg.
40-something Meghan has been snapped staying at Granpa’s Trompette de Mort Hotel in New York’s Meatpcking District, a stoned throw away from the uptown lawyers behind her controversial hush-hush prenup.
Commenting on rumored imminent litigation a Spoof matrimonial source blamed ‘horrid Palace bagmen’ for radicalising the American actress who is due to farrow a revolutionary new House of Windsore bloodline on 1st April.
An official statement is expected later today.
