Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 19 August 2018

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The man, thinking about names

A man who allowed himself to get somewhat 'carried away' during coitus with his wife, had an uncomfortable wait today, whilst she performed a home pregnancy test on herself.

The man, who is not normally so irresponsible, is a man who you do not know, so it's not worth telling you his name.

It's thought that the 'original incident' took place between 7 and 10 days ago - I can't remember exactly - and the man's wife was concerned enough to buy the test kit yesterday.

Whilst she carried out the simple procedure, the man paced up and down outside the house like an expectant father, which, at that point in the proceedings, he very well might have been.

He remained in this state of heightened agitation for around 15 minutes, before going and sitting on the edge of his seat, from where he proceeded to bite his nails, whilst sweating buckets.

The tenterhooks were finally removed from his skin a few minutes later, when his wife declared the result to have been:

"Negative."

The man then spent several minutes feeling disappointed, and wondering what the baby would have looked like.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Kids, Pregnancy




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