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Funny story: Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son. The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or N...

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Funny story: Royal baby may be called East, West, North, South or even Countyov Sussex

Royal baby may be called East, West, North, South or even Countyov Sussex

The royal couple Meghan and Harry reveal to Prince Charles that that they had all the public fooled! At an afternoon tea with their father, they admitted that it was a right Royal blast having the press hotly debating whether "the new baby was bo...

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Funny story: Heavily Pregnant Meghan ‘Should Be Allowed To Return To UK’

Heavily Pregnant Meghan ‘Should Be Allowed To Return To UK’

New York, NYC - (ReUterus): “A lot of people should have sympathy for me,” Meghan said today during a NYC self-publicity trip as pals claimed she was being ‘treated worse than the Nazis’ in charge of Buckingham Palace. Billed as a golden showers...

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Funny story: Princess Nutmeg ‘Is A Great-Grandma’ Palace Reveals

Princess Nutmeg ‘Is A Great-Grandma’ Palace Reveals

London - (Reuterus): Born last night at London’s Royal Freak Hospital the bouncy eight-pounder is Nutmeg’s first official great-grandchild Palace** sources have said. A statement on its maternity website described Baby Bonnie as having been concei...

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Funny story: Royal Baby Is A Lizard

Royal Baby Is A Lizard

The newborn son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge is a lizard. That's the amazing claim that's been made by one-time Hereford United goalkeeper and BBC TV presenter David Icke, who went mad in the 1990s. Icke made his comment after the Duke...

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Funny story: Royal Baby Name Betting Latest

Royal Baby Name Betting Latest

There were wild celebrations all round Britain today, after the news about the latest addition to the Royal Family had sunk in with the plebeians. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's third child, a boy, waved to the hordes of wellwishers who had g...

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Funny story: Royal Baby 'Wiggled Fingers'

Royal Baby 'Wiggled Fingers'

The third child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has been born, and TheSpoof.com can unexclusively reveal that it is a boy! Prince William and his wife emerged from the St. Mary's Hospital just before 6pm last night, and stood on the steps soa...

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Funny story: Royal family produces another litter

Royal family produces another litter

Horse-faced brood mare Kate Middleton has given birth to another boy. Doctors say that she is doing well and although she ate the rest of her litter, one male did manage to survive. The pale princess will now be rested for another few months, then...

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Funny story: Princess Charlotte gets a tramp stamp

Princess Charlotte gets a tramp stamp

Norfolk, UK - Police arrested a suspicious vagrant outside St Mary Magdalene Church in Sandringham today following complaints of a 'dirty tramp' sporting a 'suggestive' tattoo of latest royal baby Princess Charlotte. UK TV news broadcast coverage...

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Funny story: Princess Charlotte Is Already Tweeting!

Princess Charlotte Is Already Tweeting!

Yep, you read that right. She started at four days old and there's no stopping her. Here's a sample of her tweets: -- Slept through homecoming from the hospital. I was bored. -- Hate my plain knitted cap. Fit for a peasant. Would it have kil...

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Funny story: Lemon Laws enacted as royal baby debuts yellow hat

Lemon Laws enacted as royal baby debuts yellow hat

London - Is a lemon-yellow angora bonnet on the brand new baby's head a secret code for 'It's A Little Tart'? That's the Royal YouBoob! voters' poser in a poll about Royal Brat No #2's debut at Queen Harry's Hospital Dildo Wing this evening. Th...

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Funny story: HMP Belmarsh mother and baby unit readies for royal birth

HMP Belmarsh mother and baby unit readies for royal birth

Isle of Dogs, UK - Warders at the country's top maximum security jail have finished preparations for the imminent confinement of Kate Middleton at the prison's newly refurbished Dildo Wing. The royal hoaxer is due to farrow any day soon after pul...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew has mixed-species baby says Brit tabloid

Prince Andrew has mixed-species baby says Brit tabloid

London - A flagshit - ok, flagship - organ of the British Establishment is publishing pictures of a new royal baby believed to be a Prince Andrew-Baboon hybrid. The London Sunday Smearer says three year-old olive baboon (Papio anubis) Samantha Ban...

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Funny story: Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Millionaire ordinary baby, Prince George seems to have astounded everyone by being one year old on his first birthday. This fantastic and uplifting development has taken many people's minds off the reality of a terrible plane crash and alleged wholes...

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Funny story: Royal scroungers to separate as screaming baby Prince George Bush 'does William's head in'

Royal scroungers to separate as screaming baby Prince George Bush 'does William's head in'

London, UK - Using the highly dubious excuse of having to return to school to learn about farming and udder mucky stuff Prince William will be legging it from the matrimonial home this weekend for a bit of man time at agricultural college. Court...

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Funny story: Baby Bumpless Body

Baby Bumpless Body

Since the Duchess/Princess/Creature gave birth to our future king the public haven't stopped fawning over her like some sort of cured leaper in a colony. There have always been rumour and controversy surrounding the Royal family, from the Diana "acci...

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Funny story: Yuck, disgusting! Kate Middleton is pregnant again

Yuck, disgusting! Kate Middleton is pregnant again

London - Less than a year after being admitted to the Royal Freak Hospital with attention deficit vomiting virus the cunning minx has fallen pregnant again, possibly with William's second. The news leaked out early this morning after a discarded r...

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