Princess Nutmeg ‘Is A Great-Grandma’ Palace Reveals

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 12 February 2019

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Great-grandma Nutmeg on a celebratory toke

London - (Reuterus): Born last night at London’s Royal Freak Hospital the bouncy eight-pounder is Nutmeg’s first official great-grandchild Palace** sources have said.

A statement on its maternity website described Baby Bonnie as having been conceived in a fit of royal wedding ejaculation - uh, jubilation! - becoming 68,500,697th in line to the Throne Room.

And immediately eligible for megabux handouts from the Lord Privvy Seal.

Spoof sources speculate the proud Baby-Momma can’t be named due to privacy injunctions which pimp out Grandmomma as childless, thirty-something and from the United Snakes.

Commenting on this farce-breaking news story the Queen’s flunky said, ‘Oy, f**k you proles, the whole thing is bollox’.

Prince Philip’s new driving instructor is 104.


**Crystal Palace

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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