Written by Peter Pillox

Thursday, 27 September 2018

The Duchess of Sussex was praised on social media after a photo was seen of her closing her own car door on arrival at a posh party.

Net junkies went wild with excitement, posting messages about this.
Gotnolife wrote “Wow, just fallen off chair, so excited” while Livesinbasement said “I love you Meghan, can I marry you?”

The Labour Party issued a statement saying that they would exempt Meghan from their party’s policy of “Banning the Monarchy”. A member of the NEC said “Today we have voted to delete Israel from all maps and exempt Meghan from the royal banning we intend to deliver to the monarchy when Jeremy Corbyn comes to power by the end of next week”.

The Duchess is rumoured also to have “put on her own clothes” and “placed a spoonful of caviar into her own mouth”.

However, not everyone was impressed at the sight of a royal doing something herself. Long-time pantomime villain and arch-Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg asked, “Where was her slave, I mean servant? I think a good thrashing’s called for. This sort of menial task is reserved for others and it sets a bad example to other royals who could start doing things themselves.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Meghan Markle




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