30-year-old Joe Taylor has reportedly opened a bar in the basement of his parents’ home in London. Joe’s most frequent customer is Mr. David Taylor, a lawyer at a prestigious law firm. He is reportedly depressed, and jumps at the chance of walkin...
Railing against suggestions by presidential candidate Bernie Sanders that its reporting might be biased by its ownership by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, Washington Post editor, Marty Baron, explained that Bezos generously allows Post journalists to operate...
Back and to the Left news have sensationally apologised for the content, tone and “general fucking offensiveness” of some of their earlier pieces of work. The multi-award-winning news team have admitted that, sometimes, when they were young ruffians...
Harry Maguire, the one-time Hull City carthorse who earler this week signed for Manchester United from Leicester City, is a popular man. He's also extremely handsome. And muscular. That's the reason behind the BBC's decision to ask the £80milli...
The news media like to keep us in crises. There is a crisis for everyone, it seems. Here are a few of the crises in which you, right now, may well be involved (even if you didn't know it): Water crisis Fentanyl crisis Heroin crisis Suez crisis...
The Trump administration is expanding its request to add a citizenship question to the upcoming 2020 census which is conducted every 10 years. According to an anonymous White House official, "We need an understanding of how many illegal aliens are...
Annoying, pesky, and intrusive describe those constant phone calls that torment our lives every day. Using a method called spoofing, these calls can appear as if they are coming from your local area code. When you attempt to answer, you may hear a re...
Where's Waldo? Professional magician and illusionist, Waldo the Wonderful, is missing and the FBI is even involved. While conducting a performance at a Willow Creek theatre, Waldo was attempting to make his assistant, Kelli Kinetic disappear, but...
Fake News, in the sense made famous by the US president, Donald Trump, is to replace 'real news', or 'actual news', whatever that is. Confusion has arisen, over the past few months, as to what the different forms of news are, and to where the boun...
A person who has successfully managed to avoid HBO’s cinematic masterpiece Game of Thrones is sadly caught out with only two days remaining before the final season begins. The woman, who prefers not to be named, accidentally walked in on her frie...
For those readers who don't have the time to read the news in full, here's a snapshot of what some of the leading Sunday rags are reporting. Royal Couple Arrive In Monaco - (The Sunday Error) Harry and Meghan were scheduled to visit Morocco, but...
Dangling on African gallows can sometimes be a 'lifesaver' because hangmen in many African countries are demanding their midday nap and higher pay! One African country has now re-introduced the guillotine to stop dangling, dastardly poachers, crim...
In an era of online news reporting and misinformation, a new study by the Center for Informational Integrity revealed that a disturbing 98 percent of Americans believe whatever they read, but fortunately they don't read very much. "It''s good news...
A local anarchist group, known for protests and causing general unrest, disbanded this week, when members realized that they were, in fact, an organization “I didn’t sign up to this group for us to become organized,” said long time member, Barlow...
In a bombshell report first issued just days after the 2016 election and re-emerging today, it looks like Donald J. Trump's presidency is coming to an end. "I've been saying it for two years straight," said several news pundits who have been predi...
It is a known but largely secret fact that many people enjoy sampling their own intestinal gases when in convenient circumstances. Not surprising, this aspect of humanity has led to academic studies. Professor Federico Schmellini, Harvard Unive...
A local man has reacted to the reactions stimulated by a Spoof story he may or may not have written about the recent proliferation of stories being published in The Spoof that are about a Man doing things. The man, 47, who lives in the middle of n...
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