Donald Trump is reportedly planning on leaking bombshell letters in his new book. That is going to be difficult for him to compile as so many of his cronies are in prison and they heavily censor what they say and write there. It doesn’t help any t…
Putin lashes out at Russian oligarchs and their “elite real estate and their yachts. A definite case of the Put calling the kettle black. Of course Putin would never be caught dead, having a big mansion and a yacht, would he? What would Lenin have s…
These are real headlines from the news, the comments; unreal imaginings inspired by them- Love Bites Vampire Ball, Saturday, Feb. 11, Cloverdale Funeral Home, Boise, Idaho BYOV-Bring Your Own Victim……. Russia Tells French President Macron:…
We Found Out The Real Reason Twilight Zone Was Canceled After Just Five Seasons. Because Rod Serling disappeared into the Outer Limits….. Trump Says Democrats 'Weaponized' His Tax Returns While Simultaneously Boasting That The Records Show What…
Slightly Rancid Comments On The News Headlines. Lukashenko, Who Helps Putin In War, Proclaims “Year Of Peace”. Yeah, he wants a ‘peace’ of Ukraine too! Or he is peaceful because he has kissed Putin’s ring enough that neither Russia nor NATO…
"Today all News presented to us is a 'Story'” - said Dr. Futuro in his lecture to the graduating students at St. Marys School of Journalism. Years ago, there was hard factual News and Entertainment. The Corporations took over the Hard news busin…
God! Not More Comments On The News?! Trump announces he is running for President in 2024. His new campaign slogan is ‘Make America Gag Again!’ (or at least it is for a lot of us….). Elon Musk Pulls out His Secret Weapon to Retain Ad…
God, Not More Comments On The Headlines!!! Margo Robbie Leaves Us Speechless in a Black Minidress And Sheer Tights. Margo Robbie would leave us speechless wearing a suit of armor! Jack Black says “it feels like the end of the world” if voters…
Fucker Harlson, makes $40 million a year, giving his opinion on Beaver News. It's called 'News' but is a bunch of Talking Heads that use news events to push their warped opinions on America. Warped opinions of an Ultraconservative, financiall…
Cover of N.Y. Times - “G.O.P. Voters Of Two Minds Toward Trump" What?!! They even had one mind to begin with???!!! Elon Musk tears into Trump, telling him to hang up his MAGA hat. That would be fine by me. There isn’t anything under the hat…
Trump calls the January 6th hearings a ‘disgraceful performance’. That coming from the man who put ‘diss’ in ‘disgraceful’. Putin sees his mission in Ukraine “as the recovery of Russian lands”. Most see his mission as getting his head out of hi…
Filmmaker Waters (Pink Flamingos) complains that Trump forever ruined bad taste. Actually I can’t add much to that comment…………. Jared Kushner has taken a Masters class in writing so that he can write his memoir. Well, that is an improvement…
China tells other Asian countries to “resist any attempts to provoke confrontation in the region”. Isn’t that just exactly what China itself has been doing for the past 20 years? French President Macron has suggested that Ukraine give up some o…
Satellites Detect California Cow Burps- A Major Methane Source From Space! And they are CALIFORNIA cow burbs. They are probably laced with pot fumes… Saudi Arabia is furious that the U.S. did not respond quicker to Houthi rebel attack last year…
Andy, you know Andy? That bloke with no surname? Thinks he is Cher or Madonna, or Pele, one of those famous people with no need for a surplus surname. Anyway, he has been critical on a micro news website, again. Obviously, we may well be stereotyp…
Representative McCarthy stated that the Russians probably wouldn’t have invaded Ukraine if Biden had sent more aid earlier. Well, damn! Imagine how Putin probably wouldn't have even thought of starting a war if Trump hadn't stopped aid way back wh…
Dwayne Johnson challenges the Cookie Monster saying he will “kick a** and eat cookies” and “I’m almost out of cookies.” To which the Cookie Monster rebutted: “Me no longer eat cookies now, me eat ROCKS!!! (cue really evil Cookie Monster laughter)…
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