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Funny story: Late-Breaking Progressive News: Sugar Is Bad for You; Government Surveillance Is Necessary to Keep You from Getting Sick; Trump Is Not a Good President.

Late-Breaking Progressive News: Sugar Is Bad for You; Government Surveillance Is Necessary to Keep You from Getting Sick; Trump Is Not a Good President.

Providing a progressive perspective on lifestyle and current events, independent news show Common Nonsense recently broke several revelatory stories, beginning with news that certain studies suggest that sugar might not be very good for you. “Cont...

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Funny story: President Trump's Speeches To Be Accompanied By Canned Laughter In TV News Reports

President Trump's Speeches To Be Accompanied By Canned Laughter In TV News Reports

The use of recorded or 'canned' laughter, often employed to encourage studio audience participation, is to be introduced into television news reports that cover the speeches of US president, Donald Trump, it has been revealed. With so much of the...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Pandemic May Be Cut Short Due to Americans’ Short Attention Span

Coronavirus Pandemic May Be Cut Short Due to Americans’ Short Attention Span

Unlike in countries like Italy and China, where the coronavirus pandemic sustained national focus for months, in the United States, the COVID-19 epidemic may be cut short due to Americans’ notoriously short attention span. “I was really into it fo...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Continues to Mutate in People’s Minds

Coronavirus Continues to Mutate in People’s Minds

While the flu-like coronavirus continues to afflict people around the world with coughing, fatigue, and occasionally even a fever, the virus itself continues to mutate at a rapid rate - at least in people’s minds. “Did you know it can survive on c...

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Funny story: Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary

Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary

A man who worries a bit too much about things, has said that he's had it, he's fed up, and he just isn't going to read the 'real news' anymore, as it's just too frightening. Moys Kenwood, 56, said: "I've had it, I'm fed up, and I just aren't go...

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Funny story: US to shutdown internet to stop spread of new Online Coronavirus

US to shutdown internet to stop spread of new Online Coronavirus

US officials have confirmed the internet will be shut down. Director of US internet relations, James Chadwick, has said, "All internet comes from China, and to help keep a virtual virus from spreading, a complete shutdown of the internet will occ...

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Funny story: "Mama said just add limes," Bobby Boucher says of Coronavirus

"Mama said just add limes," Bobby Boucher says of Coronavirus

Former South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dog linebacker, Bobby Boucher Jr., has gone public with a statement from his mama. According to his Mama, avoiding the Coronavirus is as simple as citrus. He stated, "Mama says that the Coronavi...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Offends Billions by Not Knowing Who Harry Maguire Is

Nashville Woman Offends Billions by Not Knowing Who Harry Maguire Is

"The fictional character from J.K. Rowling's stories?" was Nashville, Tennessee, resident Bonnie Bordeaux's best guess as to who the wildly talented, charming, all-around-wonderful English footballer Harry Maguire is. "I love that series! But isn't s...

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Funny story: Puff Piece on Clouds Works on Multiple Levels

Puff Piece on Clouds Works on Multiple Levels

Touting the wonders of nature and the environment while avoiding any mention of global warming, a puff piece on clouds featured on the front page of the Miami Daily Record succeeded on mutiple levels. "It went into how clouds look so fluffy and ma...

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Funny story: Children Are Happier Watching Fox News, Reports Fox News

Children Are Happier Watching Fox News, Reports Fox News

Railing against the fearmongering to which climate scientists and reporters are subjecting youth regarding the fate of the planet, Fox News has reported that children are significantly happier overall watching climate-change-denying Fox News. "It'...

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Funny story: Ambitious Millennial opens bar in parents' basement

Ambitious Millennial opens bar in parents' basement

30-year-old Joe Taylor has reportedly opened a bar in the basement of his parents’ home in London. Joe’s most frequent customer is Mr. David Taylor, a lawyer at a prestigious law firm. He is reportedly depressed, and jumps at the chance of walkin...

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Funny story: Washington Post Explains that Owner Jeff Bezos Generously Allows Reporters to Act Fully Independently

Washington Post Explains that Owner Jeff Bezos Generously Allows Reporters to Act Fully Independently

Railing against suggestions by presidential candidate Bernie Sanders that its reporting might be biased by its ownership by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, Washington Post editor, Marty Baron, explained that Bezos generously allows Post journalists to operate...

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Funny story: "Yeah. We're Sorry", Say News Team

"Yeah. We're Sorry", Say News Team

Back and to the Left news have sensationally apologised for the content, tone and “general fucking offensiveness” of some of their earlier pieces of work. The multi-award-winning news team have admitted that, sometimes, when they were young ruffians...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten

Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten

Harry Maguire, the one-time Hull City carthorse who earler this week signed for Manchester United from Leicester City, is a popular man. He's also extremely handsome. And muscular. That's the reason behind the BBC's decision to ask the £80milli...

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Funny story: World in CRISIS!

World in CRISIS!

The news media like to keep us in crises. There is a crisis for everyone, it seems. Here are a few of the crises in which you, right now, may well be involved (even if you didn't know it): Water crisis Fentanyl crisis Heroin crisis Suez crisis...

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Funny story: Push To Add Extraterrestrial Question To 2020 Census

Push To Add Extraterrestrial Question To 2020 Census

The Trump administration is expanding its request to add a citizenship question to the upcoming 2020 census which is conducted every 10 years. According to an anonymous White House official, "We need an understanding of how many illegal aliens are...

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Funny story: Whistleblower: Robocalls Made By Actual Robots

Whistleblower: Robocalls Made By Actual Robots

Annoying, pesky, and intrusive describe those constant phone calls that torment our lives every day. Using a method called spoofing, these calls can appear as if they are coming from your local area code. When you attempt to answer, you may hear a re...

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