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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino Talks About Writing

Quentin Tarantino Talks About Writing

We asked Quentin Tarantino if he would talk a little about his writing process. And, boy did he ever! Here's an excerpt: Writing movies can be hard. I made a movie called Kill Bill, I’m sure you know, and it was tricky because you know you’...

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Funny story: Backstop agreement with Santa in jeopardy

Backstop agreement with Santa in jeopardy

Amid frantic efforts to clarify Irish border issues post-Brexit, the government has clean forgotten to forge a deal with Santa Claus. His route famously takes him across the Irish Sea and, more significantly, straight through the Irish border at Rosl...

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Funny story: A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)

A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)

Actor Tom Banks, whose net worth is estimated at $350 million, give or take a million, played Santa Claus at an N-n-Out Boogers in Fontana, Californicate, treating his fans to a free lunch. “Order anything you want,” he told his devotees. “Money i...

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Funny story: Santa May Just Kill Us All

Santa May Just Kill Us All

Paris -- During the latest Paris Climate Accord convention, few countries escaped the scathing criticism of environmentalists seeking to quell the effect fossil fuels are having on Earth's climate, but one continent in particular -- the North Pole --...

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Funny story: Giftmas: Making the Holidays Great Again!

Giftmas: Making the Holidays Great Again!

Christmas is only a few short days away. People are scrambling around buying those last-second gifts for any loved one they worry might feel scorned if the pile of presents underneath the tree doesn’t feature a tag with their name on it hanging from...

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Funny story: Trump tweets Christmas wishlist

Trump tweets Christmas wishlist

US Presdient, Donald Trump, has tweeted his wish list for Santa Claus. The tweet, in full, reads: "Deere SATAN: I been the best Presdunt ever. I only want 3 things this ear: 1. To be as TALL as leaking James Comey 2. As SEXY and H...

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Funny story: Santa's In Trouble; Caught Singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

Santa's In Trouble; Caught Singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

It's cold INSIDE, too, in many quarters for poor Santa, since some MeToo-ers have declared the song suggestive and deserving of being banned from the airwaves. Many of those who sing it are being relegated to the doghouse. But Santa is defiant, st...

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Funny story: Man doesn't like Muslims

Man doesn't like Muslims

Geoff Baffle, 47, of Coventry, has begun a campaign to eliminate Muslims from his town. The campaign so far has 3,000 followers, but councillors have so far ignored him. Baffle protests that Muslims dress in a strange manner and often try to attra...

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Funny story: Man Tells His Son There Is No Santa Claus

Man Tells His Son There Is No Santa Claus

A man has been accused of what amounts to cruelty to children, after he informed his young son that there was no such person as Santa Claus. Dave Benson, 31, from Cleveland, Ohio - which, being both 220 miles in length, and 220 miles wide, should...

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Funny story: Santa Claus converts to Islam

Santa Claus converts to Islam

F.B.I. Headquarters - Children around the Earth will be disappointed to learn that Santa has converted to Islam and will not be visiting this year. In fact he is being held by the F.B.I., according to our source, agent Smith, on complaints of animal...

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Funny story: Dear Santa

Dear Santa

January 12, 2016 Dear Santa, Hey Santa. Ever since I moved out of my parents' house in 1998 I noticed that you stopped coming to my place. I'm a 35 year old man, but this I don't understand! You came every year when I lived with mom and dad, but now that have my own apartment, you don't show. At one point, I almost stopped believing in you! I have been hoping that you are very busy and will ge...

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Funny story: Hillary Exposed Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Hillary Exposed Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Hillary Clinton hasn't been seen much since her humiliating loss to the Trumpster. Once by an adoring supporter hiking in the woods in Chappaqua, New York, where an endearing selfie was taken. Again, during her Capitol Hill "Fake News is an epidemic...

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Funny story: Trump Asks Santa for Giant Wall for Christmas

Trump Asks Santa for Giant Wall for Christmas

President Elect Donald Trump took a break from tweeting insults to finish his Christmas wish list. According to an unnamed White House source Mr. Trump's top item on his Christmas wish list was a giant wall. Supposedly the list began with "Item numb...

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Funny story: Trump Issues Warning to Santa Claus

Trump Issues Warning to Santa Claus

Trump Tower, New York, NY President-elect Donald Trump issued a stern warning to Santa Claus in some late-night tweets early this morning. "Just who IS this guy that everyone just lets into their homes every year? I never saw him! And don't give m...

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Funny story: Santa Furious Trump Has Set Up Christmas Eve No-Fly Zones Over Homes of Rivals

Santa Furious Trump Has Set Up Christmas Eve No-Fly Zones Over Homes of Rivals

Come Christmas Eve, many prominent Democrats will find themselves with empty stockings hanging from their fireplaces. The reason? President Elect Trump has declared the areas over their homes No-Fly Zones, so Santa and Rudolph cannot drop off gifts.

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Funny story: Letter to Santa

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, You heartless bringer of pedophiliac child-molesting buggery with your 'chimney' indeed! Who are you trying to kid!? You are the wolf in the "Little Red Riding Hood" fable taking advantage of the young like your female counterpart of the 'Wicked Witch' of the "Sleeping Beauty" yarn. We are onto you dude! Why don't you take your mountains of mone...

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Funny story: Rudolph Refusing To Go Anywhere Near Aleppo

Rudolph Refusing To Go Anywhere Near Aleppo

North Pole, Arctic - Rudolph is not apologizing for his recent weekend Twitter rampage, stating that he will not be forced to drop presents off in Aleppo, Syria. Sighting claims that it is far too dangerous to go anywhere near the bombed-out city...

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