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Funny story: Small Child will always be scared of being visited by strange man on Christmas Eve

Small Child will always be scared of being visited by strange man on Christmas Eve

Three and Half year old Jacob will always be scared of a strange old man visiting him at Christmas. The slightly odd chap, who asked for a globe and a kitchen appliance from Santa, had been a good boy, but the whole idea of a strange man in his ho…

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci: Santa must shelter in place this Christmas

Dr. Fauci: Santa must shelter in place this Christmas

America's favorite doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci issued a federally-sponsored order to Santa Claus this morning which read as follows: "Of course everyone, both children and adults are free to celebrate Christmas as per usual this year, but Santa Clau…

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Funny story: Op-Ed: Donald Trump Is Not Santa Claus And Joe Biden Won The Election

Op-Ed: Donald Trump Is Not Santa Claus And Joe Biden Won The Election

An urgent message is getting out and collecting a lot of steam. This message is: There is a Santa Claus, but it isn’t Donald Trump! The Republican Stop The Steal committee should give up their Steal campaign. They are beginning to look like Chicken…

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Funny story: Trumpers Won't Accept Presents from 'Lib-tard' Santa

Trumpers Won't Accept Presents from 'Lib-tard' Santa

Trump supporters are taking their loathing of anything that even has a whiff of democracy to the next level. And now, they are aiming their AR-15's straight at Santa Claus! Right wings news outfits have recently referred to him as a, 'Flaming libe…

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Funny story: Steve Bannon gearing up to play Santa at Macy's this Christmas season!

Steve Bannon gearing up to play Santa at Macy's this Christmas season!

Steve Bannon is giving us the latest lesson in the fickle nature of the human heart. Bannon met with reporters yesterday to discuss his next gig playing Santa Claus for the hordes of children that come to tell the jolly fat man what to bring them Chr…

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Funny story: Santa rushed to ER after Fauci needle at The North Pole

Santa rushed to ER after Fauci needle at The North Pole

The first week of vaccine roll-out led to only 3,000 anaphylactic emergency responses out of some 80,000 injections. This percentage is well within the 5% danger possibilities of the new vaccines. The anaphylactic allergic response leads to fai…

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Funny story: Santa Claus Outed As The Devil

Santa Claus Outed As The Devil

In news that will have most people questioning why they were unable to see it all along, it's been alleged that Father Christmas, the benevolent old man who delivers millions of gifts to children all over the world every December 25, has an alter-ego…

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Funny story: Extraterrestrial Wombat Sighted Having Sex With Santa On Christmas Eve

Extraterrestrial Wombat Sighted Having Sex With Santa On Christmas Eve

BILLINGSGATE POST: Nonsense, you say. Perhaps you haven’t been following the news. After being swept under the rug for decades, sightings of mysterious extraterrestrial vehicles and their alien passengers are now commonplace; as universally accept…

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Funny story: Geoff Texas reveals his favourite Christmas country songs

Geoff Texas reveals his favourite Christmas country songs

Country artist Geoff Texas reveals exclusively to TheSpoof his all-time favourite Christmas country songs. The singer said, "We all enjoy carols like Happy Christmas To You, Like A Virgin or It's Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Jesus." "But Chris…

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Funny story: The Latest Rumor Coming out of The North Pole is That Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer is Gay

The Latest Rumor Coming out of The North Pole is That Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer is Gay

THE NORTH POLE – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that they have it from a 'fair and balanced' source that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is gay. Semi-top notch reporter Greg Gutfeld said that he spoke to one of Santa’s favorite Christmas elv…

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Funny story: Coronavirus - Patient Zero identified

Coronavirus - Patient Zero identified

The first confirmed case of someone suffering from COVID-19 has been traced back as far as December 24 last year, according to a leaked document coming from The World Health Organisation. The Savannah Morning News has reported it had seen data sho...

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Funny story: Santa Putin

Santa Putin

Sung by Donald Trump, in his negligee. Santa Putin, just slip some oppo on Joe Biden, For me. Been a really useful tool, Santa Putin, So hurry down my chimney tonight. Santa Putin, the 2020 election too, For my coup. I'll wait up for you d...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Considering Sending In Sick Note

Santa Claus Considering Sending In Sick Note

Santa Claus, the maker of children's dreams the world over every year on December 25th, is on the verge of creating a huge controversy this festive season, after it was revealed he is tired, overworked, and considering sending in a sick note. Sant...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Play Father Christmas At Manchester United Christmas Party

Harry Maguire To Play Father Christmas At Manchester United Christmas Party

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, is to take on an extra responsibility over the coming Christmas period, when he will be donning a Santa Claus suit and a big, fluffy, white beard, and acting as the official club Fath...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Preside Over Manchester United Christmas Service

Harry Maguire To Preside Over Manchester United Christmas Service

Manchester United have announced full details of their Christmas and New Year celebrations, with the highlight being the MUFC Christmas Service to be held outside Old Trafford on Sunday, 22 December, and which will be presided over by central defende...

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Funny story: Manchester United Unveil New Festive Kit

Manchester United Unveil New Festive Kit

Premier League strugglers, Manchester United, have revealed details of their new special festive edition strip, which, it's hoped, will produce enough sales to swell their coffers sufficiently to buy some more new players. The kit, which has more...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Targeted by Right-Wing Militia Group

Santa Claus Targeted by Right-Wing Militia Group

At approximately 9AM eastern time this morning, the right-wing militia group "Defenders of Freedom, Liberty, and Other Things That Sound Patriotic" (or DFLOTTSP) threatened a popular holiday figure. According to a statement made by The DFL...

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