Trump - A Terrible Human Being, Says His New Chief-of-Staff Mick Mulvaney

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 16 December 2018

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President Donald Trump has chosen his new Chief-of-Staff to replace Gen. John Kelly when the latter leaves the job in January, but some might wonder at his choice of a man, Mick Mulvaney, who already thinks the president is a "terrible human being".

Mulvaney, 51, used those words on 2 November 2016 in a pre-election debate, less than ONE WEEK before Trump 'won' the US Presidential election. His full comment was:

"Yes, I am supporting Donald Trump. I'm doing so as enthusiastically as I can, even the fact that I think he's a terrible human being. The choice on the other side is just as bad."

It's not much of a recommendation.

Two years is a long time in politics, however, and Mr. Mulvaney's damning opinion of Mr. Trump has obviously mellowed a little since then, to the point where he feels he no longer needs to tell the truth anymore.

Shambles time again!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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