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Funny story: Giant Fatberg Discovered Under Former Assange Dugout At Ecuador’s London Embassy

Giant Fatberg Discovered Under Former Assange Dugout At Ecuador’s London Embassy

London, UK - (Assange Mess): Ecuador’s envoy in London has had to evacuate the country’s embassy building after emergency pest control found a rotting 30-ton grease ball under Julian Assange’s former cellar lair. The fugitive from justice was nabb...

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Funny story: Ecuador Falls from List of Top Ten Asylum Destinations for Journalists

Ecuador Falls from List of Top Ten Asylum Destinations for Journalists

Following the arrest of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London after President Lenin Moreno rescinded the diplomatic asylum Ecuador granted Assange in 2012, Ecuador plummeted off the list of top ten asylum destinations f...

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Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi, Lord Lucan, Shergar, MH370 Airliner Etc All Suspected Of Hiding In Ecuador Embassy Alongside Julian Assange

Jamal Khashoggi, Lord Lucan, Shergar, MH370 Airliner Etc All Suspected Of Hiding In Ecuador Embassy Alongside Julian Assange

London, UK - (Houdini Mess): Armed cops have surrounded Ecuador’s UK embassy where Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is holed up in a cat piss-soaked basement awaiting extradition to the United Snakes. The 69 year-old fugitive continues to brazen...

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Funny story: Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena

Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena

Galápagos Islands, Ecuador - (Agencies, Associated Mess): There are reports this weekend that FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has subpoenaed a dozen indigenous Ecuadorian ‘bird watchers’ in the ongoing Rump Golden Showers Witch *unt probe. Pap...

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Funny story: Valerie Thighborg allowed to visit Julian Assange using sign language only

Valerie Thighborg allowed to visit Julian Assange using sign language only

The embassy where Mr. Assange has been sheltered since 2012 has been jamming his communications and has not allowed visitors. Until Ms. Thighborg’s arrival, that is. Ms. Thighborg first met Mr. Assange as an investigator with the Swedish prose...

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Funny story: Valerie Thighborg returns from Swedish prosecutor's office to question Julian Assange

Valerie Thighborg returns from Swedish prosecutor's office to question Julian Assange

Ecuador and Sweden have finally worked out details for a Swedish prosecutor to visit the embassy in London and question Mr. Assange. Accordingly, Ms. Valerie Thighborg has visited Mr. Assange for a second time (also see Spoof News Nov 1 014 same i...

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Funny story: Rafael Correa caught fracking - no, wait, hacking! - into Nicola Sturgeon's ovulation-tracker phone app

Rafael Correa caught fracking - no, wait, hacking! - into Nicola Sturgeon's ovulation-tracker phone app

New York - The President of Ecuador picked up the scent of the ScotsGnats Leader's ripening sunny-side uppers during a UN hog roast in honor of FIFA. And now he's got Scottish eggnog all over his face. Sturgeon, on a four day fat-finding missio...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt casts Leonardo DiCaprio as attorney Randy Mastro in blockbuster Chevron movie

Brad Pitt casts Leonardo DiCaprio as attorney Randy Mastro in blockbuster Chevron movie

Hollywood, California - "Except that Randy's way better looking," Mrs Mastro tweeted this evening as the news of Brad Pitt hiring Leonardo DiCaprio sent the price of crude rocketing another $57 a barrel. The Wolf of Wall Street actor will star as...

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Funny story: Sharon Stone sued for return of Rafael Correa's $275,000 fee

Sharon Stone sued for return of Rafael Correa's $275,000 fee

New York - "Sure left a nasty taste in the mouth," aides of Rafael Correa said today as a NYC lawsuit alleged the Basic Instinct actress chickened out of promoting Ecuador's latest PR scam. Stone was hired via a New York agent to poke her hands i...

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Funny story: So who's the PR genius pimping for Rafael Correa's Ecuador?

So who's the PR genius pimping for Rafael Correa's Ecuador?

Brooklyn, NY - A shady stone-age Neanderthal has been identified as the brains behind a Brooklyn PR outfit paid $6.4m to pimp out corrupt-as-hell Ecuador. Dr Einstein Flintstone is CEO of Brooklyn-based EmCee Squared Corp, described as a thriving...

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Funny story: Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

The prosecutor's office in Sweden has finally sent a representative to question Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy. This assistant prosecutor is Ms. Valerie Thighborg, 29, brunette, slender, wearing Madame Orientale rouge lipstick, and att...

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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy and pals under fire for their part in defrauding Chevron of billion$

Kerry Kennedy and pals under fire for their part in defrauding Chevron of billion$

New York - The human frights lawyer and apologist for the dirty, drunken Kennedy clan is in the frame to return a $250,000 bung paid to her by the Ecuador government to globally pimp its corrupt $19bn assault on Chevron. Partner in crime Mia Farr...

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Funny story: Shades of 'Ecuador judicial model' as $100m bung to German court ends F1 boss' bribery trial

Shades of 'Ecuador judicial model' as $100m bung to German court ends F1 boss' bribery trial

Munich - Not since bent NYC lawyer Steven Donziger perpetrated the mass bribery of Ecuador's justice department, judges, court officials, etc, in the notorious $19bn Chevron scam has another sovereign state's judicial system been exposed as blatantly...

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Funny story: Top Opus Dei bundler bankrupted by Amazonbotch-link online poker site

Top Opus Dei bundler bankrupted by Amazonbotch-link online poker site

London - One of the British Establishment's untouchables, a shady Milord decorated with a Vatican knighthood by Hitler's Pope Benedict the 69th, is living a secret double life after being bankrupted for almost $5million by a subsidiary of online spre...

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Funny story: American Shyster Lawyers Association ready to dump Steven Donziger

American Shyster Lawyers Association ready to dump Steven Donziger

New York - A trade union set up specially to cater for the professional needs of bent US lawyers is readying to throw one of its top members to the dogs as New York braces itself for Judge Lewis Kaplan's imminent judgement in the Chevron Rico suit.

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Funny story: Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece

Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece

New York - There will be meagre spoils in Comrade Santa's festive sacs this Russian Orthodox Christmas Day as a triple whammy of bankruptcy debts threatens to throttle three of the world's top Bolshevik outfits. First up is the People's Federal Re...

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Funny story: Roman Abramovich bags a cool $1billion 'introduction fee' as Ecuador pawns entire oil sector to Chinese

Roman Abramovich bags a cool $1billion 'introduction fee' as Ecuador pawns entire oil sector to Chinese

New York - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich is reported to have trousered one billion US dollars this week after brokering the oil scam of the century pawning Ecuador's annual $13 billion crude sales to China's Hoo Flung Dung Energy Corp. The deal...

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