Tallahassee, FL Florida elections officials announced today that they had solid evidence that the recent Florida elections were hacked. They point to the fact that O.J. has become the new Governor.
"O.J. Simpson wasn't even on the ballot. The fact that he won proves there has to be some kind of Russian hacking or something going on," said an election official.
"Why does Russia always get blamed?" said a Russian Embassy official. "It could have been Mexico or France or Canada or Montenegro or any of the other myriad of countries that Trump has insulted!"
Meanwhile, Trump released a statement congratulating O.J. on his victory.
