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Russians Hack Florida Elections-O.J. Simpson is New Governor of Florida

Funny story: Russians Hack Florida Elections-O.J. Simpson is New Governor of Florida

Tallahassee, FL Florida elections officials announced today that they had solid evidence that the recent Florida elections were hacked. They point to the fact that O.J. has become the new Governor. "O.J. Simpson wasn't even on the ballot. The fact...

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O.J. Simpson Will Be the New Secretary of Commerce

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Will Be the New Secretary of Commerce

Washington, DC Trump's new Secretary of Commerce will be O.J. Simpson announced the new White House Press Secretary. "President Trump feels that O.J. has had a lot of commerce experience, what with his running through the airports for Hertz, and...

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Kim Kardashian Chastises Kim Jong-Un

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Chastises Kim Jong-Un

Los Angeles, CA Kim Kardashian released statements regarding namesake North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un. "Now, this Kim from Korea, he had plenty of time after his Daddy died to pick a name other than Kim because a quick look at the TV or Internet...

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O.J. Says He Doesn't Care About His Old Trophies Anymore Because He's Going to Win New Ones

Funny story: O.J. Says He Doesn't Care About His Old Trophies Anymore Because He's Going to Win New Ones

Lovelock Correctional Center, Lovelock, Nevada Newly paroled convict O.J. Simpson, winner of the Heisman Trophy and other sporting awards, told reporters about how it no longer bothers him if people buy and sell his old trophies. Simpson has spent ni...

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O.J. Simpson Wants to Return to Playing Football When Released From Prison

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Wants to Return to Playing Football When Released From Prison

Lovelock, NV O.J. Simpson, Heisman Trophy winner and double murderer, said he wants to return to football and add to some of his running back statistics. "I know I've screwed up a lot and so that's why I think it would be good for me to get back t...

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Celebrities Line Up Hoping to Be Pardoned by Obama Before He Leaves Office

Funny story: Celebrities Line Up Hoping to Be Pardoned by Obama Before He Leaves Office

Washington, DC It has long been a tradition for U.S. Presidents leaving office to pardon people. President Clinton pardoned 140 in the last days of his office. Some of the celebrities requesting meetings with Obama, besides the obvious like O.J. S...

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O.J. Simpson Busted Again!

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Busted Again!

Las Vegas, NV While on a weekend pass to judge if he is a candidate for parole, O.J. Simpson was sent back to prison earlier than expected when he broke a display window at Vegas Trophies on W. Sahara in the city. "I just thought I saw some of my...

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I did it

Funny story: I did it

By OJ Simpson I did it. It has been many years since the tragic events. And during this time, I have come to terms with my horrible deed. I know this confession will not change what I did. It will not hide the hideous motivation of my action. But, at the very least, I want you to know it was me. The crime was mine and mine alone. I drove to do what I did based on my own faults, my own mi...

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O.J. Simpson - Have sword will travel

Earlier this morning Med Star filming crew set up props on O.J. Simpson's former estate. They were preparing to film the last three episodes of Forensic Files. Filming was interrupted when the Prop Master found a knife buried under the Director's...

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O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The most famous inmate at Lovelock Correctional Center, O.J. Simpson, has just dropped quite a bombshell. Speaking with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk in an isolated area of the prison facility the former NFL great mad...

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Attack of OJ Simpson: 21st Century Cookie Monster

A brazen prison crime has been perpetrated and the perp is a familiar monster of folklore. Put the notion of overweight James Cagney calling for his "Ma!" in a one-man prison riot in the movie White Heat. This is another fat inmate doing a Pillsb...

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Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...

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Dixie

"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...

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Paula Deen's Unbelievable Request To NASA

Funny story: Paula Deen's Unbelievable Request To NASA

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Paula Deen says that everytime she logs onto the Internet she sees where another one or two sponsors and corporations have dropped her. She revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that the latest company to abandon...

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O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

Funny story: O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day. A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...

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OJ Simpson Caught Trying To Dig His Way Out of Prison

Funny story: OJ Simpson Caught Trying To Dig His Way Out of Prison

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The warden at The Lovelock Correctional Center is reportedly quite upset at the fact that one of his most noted inmates, O.J. Simpson, tried to actually break out of his prison. Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Simps...

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Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election

Funny story: Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election

Former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and darling of the Tea Party Sarah Palin is to write a book about the 2012 Election. Entitled 'If I'd Ran in it' the book is a step by step account of what she would have done to first win the GOP nom...

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OJ on ID documentary: 'Why hire a killer to do what I was willing to do myself?'

Funny story: OJ on ID documentary: 'Why hire a killer to do what I was willing to do myself?'

NEVADA STATE PRISON (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson refused all press requests (except ours, of course) to comment on tonight's Investigation Discovery documentary: "My Brother the Serial Killer," that claims Simpson hired a serial killer to break into his...

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