Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 10 August 2018

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Dromedary's Revenge

BILLINGSGATE POST: As promised, the curse Iran President Hassan Rouhani levied on President Trump has been carried out. Inexplicably, a dyspeptic camel found its way past White House Secret Service Agents, and, in a show of extraordinary chutzpah, unleashed a series of bowel movements on the sacred bed of President Donald Trump that exceeded, by far, all limitations set by the Geneva Convention after World War II. In other words, this was a big league dump.

Not since Lindsey Lohan, Rodney Dangerfield, George Clooney, Michael Jackson’s cadaver, Caitlyn Jenner and the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi were all invited for a scandalous sleep-over in the Lincoln Bedroom by Barack Obama, has there been anything approaching the level of this desecration in the White House.

All this retaliation for a seemingly limited show of strength by the US Navy for launching 67 Tomahawk Missiles that took out a confirmed count of 21 Iranian dromedaries in Tehran last week. Who would have guessed?

In a briefing by White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, she stated that, "All options are on the table."

When asked by CNN reporter Jim Acosta if "all options" included the dreaded nuclear option, Sanders responded:

"Obviously, Jim, you have never had to wake up in the morning to a pile of vile camel excrement next to you. Of course the nuclear option is being considered."

NEXT QUESTION!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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