Lots of Nominees for Asshole of the Year!

Funny story written by Al N.

Friday, 10 August 2018

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Trump greets a former winner.

Every year, the list of nominees grows longer, but this year, there has been unprecedented growth. This year's list includes:

  1. Kim Jong-Un
  2. Vladimir Putin
  3. Bill Cosby
  4. Sarah Huckabee Sanders
  5. Alex Jones

Runners-up were Roseanne Barr and Harvey Weinstein.

But the actual winner was too late to be added to the nominating ballot, but won by a landslide as a write-in candidate.

And the winner is....


As if there was any doubt! Trump has insulted people the whole world over. The others have their evil days, but Trump is in there, day-in and day-out! He is relentless with his tweets, and never fails to end them with a particularly assholish comment!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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