Written by JinoLeFeeto

Saturday, 11 August 2018

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Be One of the Few, The Proud - The U.S. Space Force!

Elon Musk today threw his weight behind the Trump administration's plan to form a new branch of the armed forces, the United States Space Force.

"The first troop carrier to space will be the TEZLA MACH 25!" declared Musk. "We must be ready, not only for adversaries in our world, but also from outer space."

Musk went on to claim he could ramp up production of 1,000 ships by the year 2020 by converting the current Tesla III production from automobiles to spaceships. When asked what they would look like, Musk just smiled and said, "A lot like TESLA 3s."

Not to be out-done, Chevy announced it would soon start to convert Chevy Aveo wagons to the task of being spaceships.

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