Mir-A-Lago, Florida President Donald Trump, feeling guilty about implicating his son, Donny, in the Mueller investigation, has written a letter to Mueller about his errant son. It has been leaked to the press:
Dear Mr. Mueller,
Please excuse Donald Jr. from any wrongdoing you think he might have done regarding talking to the Russians. Donny didn't really realize that he shouldn't be talking to strangers, especially foreign, possibly immigrant strangers. I have explained to him what he did was wrong, and he is very, very, sorry, and wants to say that he will NEVER do it again.
Donny and his brother have been grounded, and if any further punishment is needed, I will take care of it.
President Donald Trump, Sr.