Trump Buys Huge, Fortified Estate in Russia

Written by Al N.

Sunday, 12 August 2018

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Trump insists that when he saw the property online, he didn't realize it was in Russia.

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Obama's secret bugs in the White House have revealed that President Trump has been trying to purchase a very large estate in Russia, surrounded by a moat and a BIG WALL. He has finally closed on it, after securing loans from three Russian banks, and one Chinese.

It has also been revealed that Trump has been trying to convert large amounts of cash into rubles. Steve Mnuchin, Trump's Treasury Secretary, has also purchased a large estate in Russia. Large amounts of money from the U.S. Treasury, and gold from Fort Knox have also come up missing.

"We're not saying Trump is planning on making a run for it real soon, but it sure looks like it!" said an anonymous FBI agent.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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