The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that members are leaving the NRA like gazelles running from a pack of hungry lions. A rep of the reputable polling agency said that the members are tired of the verbal abuse that they have been receiving from…
The 'Fly-Over' state of Iowa, has just enacted legislation that will ban many types of automatic and semi-automatic weaponry. The Corn Cob state voted 93 to 4, with 3 abstentions to ban such weapons of mass destruction as AR-15's, grenade launcher…
In news news, Fox News says Fox News is in search of a new agreement to replace the current one they have with the NRA. As the NRA has fallen into bankruptcy with its reputation in shambles, Fox News looks to make a side deal to get out while th…
Another mass shooting in America … and the NRA have decided to celebrate! They are currently having a ribbon-cutting ceremony in Kentucky for a brand new NRA Theme Park, called Shooty McGee’s! There, moms and dads and especially the groomed kid…
“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. “Their day had come and gone. They h…
In a controversial move, Alec Baldwin's movie "Rust" is resuming a year after production was shut down in New Mexico due to the death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, who was shot with a prop gun. The New York Post has described the film as “doome…
Do they know it’s Christmas … wasn’t that a song once? Well, the NRA and other guns whackos want America to know that Black Friday is here and Christmas is coming! So what do millions of Americans get for mom, dad and the 2.5 kids (or a litter of…
Canada has officially banned imports of all handguns into Canada. This of course, hits the Multibillion American gun industry the hardest. It could cause a depression in the U. S. And how are young Canadians to train for their own future…
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The people of Rhode Island have spoken, and they have made it abundantly clear that the automatic weapons group is not welcome in their state. The Rhode Island Senate voted 98-1, with 1 abstention, to kic…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - The state of Massachusetts Senate has voted to oust the NRA out of the New England commonwealth by an overwhelming vote of 97-3.. A spokesperson for the NRA asked why in the world they would do that. He was told by a re…
ROUND ROCK, Texas - (Satire News) - A group of NRA enthusiasts traveled down to Texas, from Ohio, with the express intent of hunting down the dreaded creature known as the Chupacabra. La Chupacabra is a legendary folklore creature; but unlike most…
BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi - (Satire News) - There is no group anywhere in the United States who allows kids as young as four-years-old to be be members; not the Optimist club, or the Kiwanis club, or the Knights of Columbus or even the Ku Klux Klan.
CORN SHUCK, Iowa - (Satire News) - One thing about the NRA members when it comes to their membership, they are not picky. Press Extra writer Voodoo Dupree, who is the sister of stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree, spoke with an NRA spokeswoman identif…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Claude "Bubba" Smick family recently had their annual family reunion at Claude's little 3-acre farm, Redneck Acres. The yearly family get-together was quite nice, with lots of taters, baloney, okra, corn-on…
OUT HOUSE CREEK, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Two NRA investigators drove down to the little town of Out House Creek, to interview two members who have had complaints filed on them by some of their fellow NRAers. The NRA reps Curtis Gunderwood an…
SMELLY VARMINT, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's biggest, die-hard supporters is Boodeeca Krackler, a lifelong native of Smelly Varmint. Boo-Boo, as her ex-husband nicknamed her, says that she has been in love with…
NASTY NOOK, Kentucky - (Satire News) - Daily Dirt reporter Stormy Coin traveled over to the backwoods town of Nasty Nook, which is home to devoted NRA supporters, Billy Bob and Rita Jo Flucksuk. The two are not only kissin' cousins, but they are a…
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