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Funny story: The NRA member numbers continue to drop like rain from the sky

The NRA member numbers continue to drop like rain from the sky

The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that members are leaving the NRA like gazelles running from a pack of hungry lions. A rep of the reputable polling agency said that the members are tired of the verbal abuse that they have been receiving from…

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Funny story: Iowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets

Iowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets

The 'Fly-Over' state of Iowa, has just enacted legislation that will ban many types of automatic and semi-automatic weaponry. The Corn Cob state voted 93 to 4, with 3 abstentions to ban such weapons of mass destruction as AR-15's, grenade launcher…

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Funny story: Fox news seeks new partnership with the department of energy

Fox news seeks new partnership with the department of energy

In news news, Fox News says Fox News is in search of a new agreement to replace the current one they have with the NRA. As the NRA has fallen into bankruptcy with its reputation in shambles, Fox News looks to make a side deal to get out while th…

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Funny story: NRA Amusement Park for Killing Good Fun!

NRA Amusement Park for Killing Good Fun!

Another mass shooting in America … and the NRA have decided to celebrate! They are currently having a ribbon-cutting ceremony in Kentucky for a brand new NRA Theme Park, called Shooty McGee’s! There, moms and dads and especially the groomed kid…

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Funny story: Other Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out Of It's Misery

Other Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out Of It's Misery

“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. “Their day had come and gone. They h…

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Funny story: Production on "Rust" Resumes With a Bang

Production on "Rust" Resumes With a Bang

In a controversial move, Alec Baldwin's movie "Rust" is resuming a year after production was shut down in New Mexico due to the death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, who was shot with a prop gun. The New York Post has described the film as “doome…

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Funny story: Questions Without Answers for the NRA and their Spawn

Questions Without Answers for the NRA and their Spawn

Do they know it’s Christmas … wasn’t that a song once? Well, the NRA and other guns whackos want America to know that Black Friday is here and Christmas is coming! So what do millions of Americans get for mom, dad and the 2.5 kids (or a litter of…

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Funny story: Canada is Anti-American - Banning U.S. Handguns - and All Handguns

Canada is Anti-American - Banning U.S. Handguns - and All Handguns

Canada has officially banned imports of all handguns into Canada. This of course, hits the Multibillion American gun industry the hardest. It could cause a depression in the U. S. And how are young Canadians to train for their own future…

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Funny story: Rhode Island Has Just Kicked The NRA's Ass Out!

Rhode Island Has Just Kicked The NRA's Ass Out!

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The people of Rhode Island have spoken, and they have made it abundantly clear that the automatic weapons group is not welcome in their state. The Rhode Island Senate voted 98-1, with 1 abstention, to kic…

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Funny story: The NRA Is Asked To Get The Hell Out of Massachusetts

The NRA Is Asked To Get The Hell Out of Massachusetts

BOSTON - (Satire News) - The state of Massachusetts Senate has voted to oust the NRA out of the New England commonwealth by an overwhelming vote of 97-3.. A spokesperson for the NRA asked why in the world they would do that. He was told by a re…

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Funny story: The NRA Says That Their #1 Priority Is To Hunt Down The Texas Chupacabra and Blast It All To Hell

The NRA Says That Their #1 Priority Is To Hunt Down The Texas Chupacabra and Blast It All To Hell

ROUND ROCK, Texas - (Satire News) - A group of NRA enthusiasts traveled down to Texas, from Ohio, with the express intent of hunting down the dreaded creature known as the Chupacabra. La Chupacabra is a legendary folklore creature; but unlike most…

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Funny story: Little NRAers Practice Their Shooting Skills By Blasting Away At Woodpeckers

Little NRAers Practice Their Shooting Skills By Blasting Away At Woodpeckers

BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi - (Satire News) - There is no group anywhere in the United States who allows kids as young as four-years-old to be be members; not the Optimist club, or the Kiwanis club, or the Knights of Columbus or even the Ku Klux Klan.

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Funny story: Young NRA Toddlers Scaring The Hell Out of Squirrels

Young NRA Toddlers Scaring The Hell Out of Squirrels

CORN SHUCK, Iowa - (Satire News) - One thing about the NRA members when it comes to their membership, they are not picky. Press Extra writer Voodoo Dupree, who is the sister of stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree, spoke with an NRA spokeswoman identif…

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Funny story: Alabama's Claude "Bubba" Smick Family Reunion Was Naturally NRA-Theme Oriented

Alabama's Claude "Bubba" Smick Family Reunion Was Naturally NRA-Theme Oriented

DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Claude "Bubba" Smick family recently had their annual family reunion at Claude's little 3-acre farm, Redneck Acres. The yearly family get-together was quite nice, with lots of taters, baloney, okra, corn-on…

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Funny story: The NRA Fires Two of Their Security Guards For Being Loose Cannons

The NRA Fires Two of Their Security Guards For Being Loose Cannons

OUT HOUSE CREEK, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Two NRA investigators drove down to the little town of Out House Creek, to interview two members who have had complaints filed on them by some of their fellow NRAers. The NRA reps Curtis Gunderwood an…

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Funny story: A Staunch Female Member of The NRA Says Trump Can Grab Her Pussy Anytime He Effen Wants

A Staunch Female Member of The NRA Says Trump Can Grab Her Pussy Anytime He Effen Wants

SMELLY VARMINT, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's biggest, die-hard supporters is Boodeeca Krackler, a lifelong native of Smelly Varmint. Boo-Boo, as her ex-husband nicknamed her, says that she has been in love with…

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Funny story: NRA Supporters Cousin Billy Bob and Cousin Rita Jo Say That Trump Is As Innocent As a Two-Day Old Bitch Puppy

NRA Supporters Cousin Billy Bob and Cousin Rita Jo Say That Trump Is As Innocent As a Two-Day Old Bitch Puppy

NASTY NOOK, Kentucky - (Satire News) - Daily Dirt reporter Stormy Coin traveled over to the backwoods town of Nasty Nook, which is home to devoted NRA supporters, Billy Bob and Rita Jo Flucksuk. The two are not only kissin' cousins, but they are a…

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