Showing:

Funny satire stories about NRA

Try another search?

Funny story: NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

Earlier today, Colonel Oliver North, the President of the NRA, announced his new gun initiative called, “No More Blood, Just Paint.” Due to the national news tragedies involving guns, specifically school shootings, North believed he had to take a st...

Read full story
Funny story: The N.R.A. Goes Green With Blood-Spattered Plan

The N.R.A. Goes Green With Blood-Spattered Plan

Washington D.C. The National Rifle Association is addressing climate change. In a bid to abandon its outdated message that everyone needs a Glock and an AR-15, in case they want to go on an impromptu hunting trip, they've made the move to a more pres...

Read full story
Funny story: Future NRA Investment Projects In Keeping With Their Violent Tradition

Future NRA Investment Projects In Keeping With Their Violent Tradition

The NRA, reeling after the public notice of their being cash strapped as of late, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. Since their specialized focus of interest are items of destruction it only follows that their busin...

Read full story
Funny story: In a Kingdom Long Ago . . .

In a Kingdom Long Ago . . .

In a kingdom long ago (OK, maybe not so long ago), there lived, in a thousand villages in the demesne, a happy and peaceful people who sent their children off to school each day, secure in the knowledge that their children were receiving the best education that a developed and tight-fisted kingdom could afford. A few decades back (in this kingdom, remember, somewhat long ago), there arose, amon...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump and NRA solve problem of school shootings

Trump and NRA solve problem of school shootings

President Trump and the National Rifle Association announced at a joint news conference that together they would urge Congress to appropriate $12,800,000,000 to provide every student in the country with a ballistic vest. "It's a win-win situation,...

Read full story
Funny story: Waffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle

Waffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle

The hero of the latest US Gun Outrage (USGO) in Nashville, Tennessee yesterday says he acted in the way that he did, because he hoped he might be given a free waffle. Heroic James Shaw Jr., 29, wrestled the naked gunman, Travis Reinking - mysterio...

Read full story
Funny story: YouTube Gunwoman Was Pretty Angry About Something

YouTube Gunwoman Was Pretty Angry About Something

The Northern California head office of YouTube was itself in the news yesterday, after being stormed by a gunwoman who wounded at least three people when she fired several shots out of a gun she was carrying. The gunwoman later gunned herself to d...

Read full story
Funny story: The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”. Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope t...

Read full story
Funny story: Teenage Protesters' Plot to Take Over NRA Revealed

Teenage Protesters' Plot to Take Over NRA Revealed

Washington, D. C. - Not all the activity at the teenage march on Washington for "common sense" gun control was aimed at convincing legislators to enact tougher and effective laws that might prevent another Parkland tragedy. At high level, secret meet...

Read full story
Funny story: The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thu...

Read full story
Funny story: The Drone Report- We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.

The Drone Report- We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.

Prelude- Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special 'spy drone' capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and recording visual and audio data for our columns. Here is one of the frui...

Read full story
Funny story: NRA Sues Florida

NRA Sues Florida

In yet another brazen display of sticking your tongue in a plug socket insanity, the NRA have decided to sue the state of Florida for enacting limited gun control laws. Apparently the NRA won’t be happy until six year olds can buy automatic weapons s...

Read full story
Funny story: NRA - National Rat Association

NRA - National Rat Association

The NRA has finally flipped and released a video informing “every lying member of the media, to every Hollywood phoney, to the role model athletes” that their time is “running out”. With the threats emanating from an association whose revel gleef...

Read full story
Funny story: US Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom

US Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom

A schoolteacher was under arrest this morning after a weapon was discharged in a classroom where he was teaching students, it has been reported. Ronald Lumpkin, 45, a cookery teacher at Dingbat High School outside of Atlanta, Georgia, was taken to...

Read full story
Funny story: President Bone Spurs to Save Children from Active Shooters

President Bone Spurs to Save Children from Active Shooters

Washington, D.C. - In the aftermath of yet another mass shooting, President Donald Trump, nicknamed President Bone Spurs (B.S. for short), has pledged that if he is near a school with an active shooter, he will personally walk in to save the student...

Read full story
Funny story: NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner. Scott Pappalardo, disg...

Read full story
Funny story: NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

In a televised appearance Friday morning, NRA spokestwit Dick Shuter demanded that the U.S. federal and state governments immediately stop funding psychiatric facilities across the country, and also stop supplying mental patients with free anti-psych...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more