In response to the latest FBI Investigation into Russian collusion, the White House announced today that it was signing an executive order to take effect immediately.
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is with a bigger good guy with two guns, or a guy with a gun that shoots more guns.
A reporter asked the president if we could arm teachers with books and school supplies, but he was quickly wrestled to the ground by Secret Service agents and sent to Guantanamo Bay for further questioning.
When asked what any of this has to do with the Russia investigation, that reporter was also taken into custody for the sake of national security.
President Colludey McCollusionhead then stated for the record that there was absolutely, positively, no collusion, that he could recall.