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Funny story: A Boxer in a Wheelchair Loses a Split Decision to a Normal Boxer

A Boxer in a Wheelchair Loses a Split Decision to a Normal Boxer

BROOKLYN – (Sports Satire) – In what is being billed as the world’s first boxing match in which one of the boxers was in a wheelchair, the Willie Sambuca vs. Bobby Pistachio fight was a huge success. Flyweight boxer Willie “Wheels” Sambuca, who ha…

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Funny story: So-called Stonehenge Experts Put In Their Place

So-called Stonehenge Experts Put In Their Place

A high school student has miraculously uncovered the secret past of Stonehenge. After centuries of 'spoof stories' being released about druids, pagans and monks, Dean Turnbridge just walked into his local library and looked at a book. "It's qu…

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Funny story: A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match

A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match

MOSCOW – (Sports Satire) - Female boxing sensation Svetlana Svetlanovich, 27, has improved her boxing record to 53-0, with 52 knockouts. The amazing Russian pugilist has been boxing ever since she was 8 weeks old. Her parents said that she knoc…

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Funny story: Mike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies

Mike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California (Sport Comedy) – One of the greatest boxers to ever lace ‘em up, has agreed to a match with Roy Jones Jr. “Iron” Mike Tyson will be fighting in what promoters are calling “The Battle of The Oldies”. Tyson is 54, a…

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Funny story: Foreman Slams Mike Tyson Comeback Bid

Foreman Slams Mike Tyson Comeback Bid

Former world champion heavyweight boxer, Mike Tyson, 53, known as "Iron" Mike Tyson because of his obsession with iron and ironing (he has everything made out of iron in his semi-detached house in Torquay, Devon - even his clothes iron is entirely ma...

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Funny story: Former Great Boxing Champ Sugar Ray Leonard Says He Is Planning on Making a Comeback

Former Great Boxing Champ Sugar Ray Leonard Says He Is Planning on Making a Comeback

WILMINGTON, North Carolina – One of the greatest boxers of all-time, Sugar Ray Leonard, has informed the sports media that he will be coming out of retirement. The 63-year-old Sugar Ray, got his nickname from his grandmother, Condosheena Beulah Le...

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Funny story: An Undefeated Cuban Boxer Knocks Himself Out

An Undefeated Cuban Boxer Knocks Himself Out

HAVANA – The man who is considered to be one of Cuba's best boxers has just lost his first fight. Francisco "Chico" Dominico, 28, who was a 9 to 1 favorite over Venezuela’s Manny “El Puncho” Mendoza, started off pretty good, landing several devast...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation

Conor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation

In what's expected to be criticised as a pointless, ridiculous and, frankly, meaningless piece of nonsense, it's been announced that Conor McGregor, the MMA and UFC bloke, has developed a variant strain of the Coronavirus. The Irishman has been to...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

With all manner of potential opponents clamoring to secure the payday of a lifetime by getting into the Octagon with Conor McGregor, the UFC superfighter has plumped for a rather unusual antagonist from Down Under in his next contest - a kangaroo.

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Funny story: Tyson Fury And Deontay Wilder In Gripping Encounter

Tyson Fury And Deontay Wilder In Gripping Encounter

The build-up to the long-awaited WBC world heavyweight title rematch between champion, Deontay Wilder, from the US, and the 'Gypsy King', British boxer Tyson Fury, in Las Vegas earlier tonight, promised fight fans a gripping encounter, and that's exa...

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Funny story: Boxing Fan Stunned To Discover Fighter's Entire Career Wasn't Real

Boxing Fan Stunned To Discover Fighter's Entire Career Wasn't Real

A boxing fan from Philadelphia who closely followed the progress of a former Heavyweight champion of the world, says he was stunned to learn that the entire saga of the 'rags-to-riches' pugilist is not real, and is merely the fabrication of somebody'...

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Funny story: Anti-boxing man held for domestic violence

Anti-boxing man held for domestic violence

A 45-year-old man who regularly speaks out against the sport of professional boxing, was last night arrested at his home and charged with assaulting his wife. Neighbours raised the alarm when a heated argument between the couple developed into v...

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Funny story: Thai Boxing On TV Was Brutal

Thai Boxing On TV Was Brutal

An afternoon spent watching Thai boxing on television, on Sunday, left one viewer wondering whether the 'sport' wasn't the most brutalest thing he'd ever seen in his entire life. Thai boxing - or muay Thai - is unlike traditional boxing, in that k...

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Funny story: Chris Eubank And Nigel Benn To 'Have Another Go'

Chris Eubank And Nigel Benn To 'Have Another Go'

A boxing tournament for washed-up, has-been boxers has thrown together in the very first round, the two fighters everyone wants to see get back in the ring with each other, Chris Eubank and Nigel Benn. Eubank, 52, and Benn, the Dark Destroyer, 54,...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Has Chips Every Night For His Tea

Conor McGregor Has Chips Every Night For His Tea

Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion has allegedly told members of a panel in an interview that he loves chips, and has them every night for his tea. McGregor, 30, was appearing before the Mohegan Tribe Department...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has been suspended from all forms of fighting after potatoes were found growing in his lugoyles. McGregor, 30, the mixed martial artist, who is never far from controversy, was...

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Funny story: 'I Was Robbed', Says Conor McGregor

'I Was Robbed', Says Conor McGregor

MMA Superstar Conor McGregor claims he was robbed during the mega-fight with now 50-0 World champion Floyd Mayweather. 'When I left my dressing room, I had a Rolex watch in my man bag but after the fight, it was gone.' When asked what made him th...

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