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Funny story: Thai Boxing On TV Was Brutal

Thai Boxing On TV Was Brutal

An afternoon spent watching Thai boxing on television, on Sunday, left one viewer wondering whether the 'sport' wasn't the most brutalest thing he'd ever seen in his entire life. Thai boxing - or muay Thai - is unlike traditional boxing, in that k...

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Funny story: Chris Eubank And Nigel Benn To 'Have Another Go'

Chris Eubank And Nigel Benn To 'Have Another Go'

A boxing tournament for washed-up, has-been boxers has thrown together in the very first round, the two fighters everyone wants to see get back in the ring with each other, Chris Eubank and Nigel Benn. Eubank, 52, and Benn, the Dark Destroyer, 54,...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Has Chips Every Night For His Tea

Conor McGregor Has Chips Every Night For His Tea

Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion has allegedly told members of a panel in an interview that he loves chips, and has them every night for his tea. McGregor, 30, was appearing before the Mohegan Tribe Department...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has been suspended from all forms of fighting after potatoes were found growing in his lugoyles. McGregor, 30, the mixed martial artist, who is never far from controversy, was...

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Funny story: 'I Was Robbed', Says Conor McGregor

'I Was Robbed', Says Conor McGregor

MMA Superstar Conor McGregor claims he was robbed during the mega-fight with now 50-0 World champion Floyd Mayweather. 'When I left my dressing room, I had a Rolex watch in my man bag but after the fight, it was gone.' When asked what made him th...

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Funny story: Does This Election Season Have You Wanting to Pull Out Your Hair?

Does This Election Season Have You Wanting to Pull Out Your Hair?

It's been a grueling 18 months of listening to Donald Trump's "policies" and Hillary Clinton's ongoing email saga. Much like boxing, the two opponents have been talking smack about one another before going head-to-head in the debate rounds. Come...

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Funny story: Amir Khan: "Canelo knocking me out proves that I can still be knocked out by the best."

Amir Khan: "Canelo knocking me out proves that I can still be knocked out by the best."

Amir Khan wants the best and he wants them now. "Bring on Pacquiao, Cotto, Mayweather and Garcia. But lets do it now because some of these guys might retire before I get a chance to feel their power." The ever confident Khan felt that his legs...

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Funny story: Tyson Fury in latest controversy

Tyson Fury in latest controversy

Social media outlets and press organisations were whipped into a frenzy following the latest shock revelation that World Heavyweight Boxing Champion Tyson Fury had absolutely nothing controversial to say today. Despite numerous questions from des...

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Funny story: US Promotes Iraqi Sporting Event

US Promotes Iraqi Sporting Event

The first ever match between a Sunni and Shiite boxer will take place at Nomadison Square Garden Tent in Baghdad this fall. Kamul Jawkhee and Reghed Saniger will take to the ring in a bout that will determine who will be the next heavyweight champion...

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Funny story: Hairy Reid: "I may be down for the count, but don't count me out"

Hairy Reid: "I may be down for the count, but don't count me out"

Hairy Reid (D-NV), ousted as Senate majority leader by American voters in the last election and blinded by the light of divine revelation (God, allegedly, has shown Hairy that that it's way past time for him to surrender the reins of political power...

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Funny story: Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye

Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Former pugilist Senator Hairy Reed (D-NV) gave himself a black eye while shadow boxing in his Washington, DC gym last week. "As Senate Majority Leader Mitch MacConman, Speaker of the House John Boner, and other Republicans k...

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Funny story: Nicola Adams' Boyfriend in Hiding

Nicola Adams' Boyfriend in Hiding

In an exclusive interview with your intrepid Spoof sports correspondent, Paxton Quigley, at a secret refuge for battered men, Nicola Adams' partner William Anchor revealed the hell which has been his life since he began living with the Olympic and Commonwealth gold medal winning boxer and which finally persuaded him to leave for his safety. WA: "Nando's. Bloody Nando's chicken. That's all I eve...

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Funny story: Anthony Mundine to retire from boxing and become speech writer

Anthony Mundine to retire from boxing and become speech writer

Sydney, Australia- This evening in a televised news conference Anthony "the man" Mundine has announced he will give up boxing. This follows a gutsy but outclassed buttkicking he recently received at the hands of Joshua Clottey. Despite being beat,...

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Funny story: Butterbean to play for the Texans

Butterbean to play for the Texans

Houston, Texas- It is the news that they didn't want to get out but it has and head coach Bill O'Brien is not impressed. "I don't know how you found out but I am not impressed," he hollered over the phone from his office. Butterbean was seen a...

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Funny story: Calls For Mandatory Use of Helmets In Professional Boxing

Calls For Mandatory Use of Helmets In Professional Boxing

Tonight's World Heavyweight Championship bout between Eugene 'Swarfega hands' Smalls and Louis 'The Lepor' Trunks ended in farce as Smalls attempted to strum the tune to 'The Ballad of Richard Nixon' by John Denver and Trunks began some kind of upsid...

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Funny story: The World Boxing Association May Reduce Boxing Matches From 10 Rounds Down To 5

The World Boxing Association May Reduce Boxing Matches From 10 Rounds Down To 5

PANAMA CITY, Panama - The World Boxing Association is considering making a monumental change to its boxing matches. The word out of WBA headquarters in Panama City, Panama is that the WBA's Governing Committee is looking into the matter of reducin...

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Funny story: Oscar De La Hoya Admits Himself Into Rehab For An Unusual Affliction

Oscar De La Hoya Admits Himself Into Rehab For An Unusual Affliction

LOS ANGELES - Former boxing champion Oscar De La Hoya has announced that he will be entering The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic. The boxer who won world titles in six different weight classes told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that...

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