LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - Boxing history was made at The Pyramid Gambling Casino and Hotel thanks to a 14-year-old boxing sensation from Laredo, Texas, named Sunny "The Tsunami" Sinatini and the once-amazingly powerful punching Mike "Ink Face" Ty…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The National Women's Boxing Federation has crowned a new champion after Mindy "The Boxing MILF" Mindafelli knocked out the champion Barbie Barentindo just 17 seconds into the second round. Mindafelli hit Barentindo wi…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper writes that the greatest woman boxer in the history of the sport is now 29-0. New Jersey-native Shannon Riggatori easy beat male boxer Tony "The Fist" Pantavelli, knocking him out j…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The biggest boxing match in the history of the pugilistic sport has been set to take place in Las Vegas on September 10. Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions has signed Will Smith and Chris Rock to fight in a scheduled 10-…
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – In one of the most amazing professional boxing matches ever, a petite female boxer from Hackensack, New Jersey, has knocked out a huge boxer from Detroit. The Sports Bet Gazette’s Woody Velcro, who attended the match, h…
HOLLYWOOD, Florida – (Sports Satire) – There is an old expression that says that one stayed a little bit too long at the fuckin’ rodeo. And that is exactly what 59-year-old Evander Jemima Holyfield did. The dummy got greedy and he got his greedy o…
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – According to the Balls News Agency, it appears that one Donald Johnny Trump is finally realizing that tens of millions of people hate him as much as they hate Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Joe Manchin, and the king o…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the greatest fighters to ever strap on a pair of boxing gloves has just told the sports media that he is going to enroll in college. “Iron” Mike Tyson, who had more first round knock-outs than anyone in boxin…
International bad boys Edward Snowden ex-CIA analyst and Julian Assange founder of Wikileaks have agreed to meet in the boxing ring in what is bound to be a very evenly matched contest, featuring two very wily and clever phenoms of the modern world.
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – The sports media is reporting that 34-year-old Milly Mindafelli, known as “The Boxing MILF” has just won her latest boxing match with a first round knockout over her opponent Delfina Dellaquill of Duck Dung, Alabama.
It has been announced that WBC Heavyweight king, Tyson Fury, has been ordered to fight Deontay Wilder and Anthony Joshua on the same night by boxing authorities. Fury, 32, who won the WBC world heavyweight title from Wilder in a rematch in Februar…
BROOKLYN – (Sports Satire) – In what is being billed as the world’s first boxing match in which one of the boxers was in a wheelchair, the Willie Sambuca vs. Bobby Pistachio fight was a huge success. Flyweight boxer Willie “Wheels” Sambuca, who ha…
MOSCOW – (Sports Satire) - Female boxing sensation Svetlana Svetlanovich, 27, has improved her boxing record to 53-0, with 52 knockouts. The amazing Russian pugilist has been boxing ever since she was 8 weeks old. Her parents said that she knoc…
SANTA MONICA BEACH, California (Sport Comedy) – One of the greatest boxers to ever lace ‘em up, has agreed to a match with Roy Jones Jr. “Iron” Mike Tyson will be fighting in what promoters are calling “The Battle of The Oldies”. Tyson is 54, a…
Former world champion heavyweight boxer, Mike Tyson, 53, known as "Iron" Mike Tyson because of his obsession with iron and ironing (he has everything made out of iron in his semi-detached house in Torquay, Devon - even his clothes iron is entirely ma...
WILMINGTON, North Carolina – One of the greatest boxers of all-time, Sugar Ray Leonard, has informed the sports media that he will be coming out of retirement. The 63-year-old Sugar Ray, got his nickname from his grandmother, Condosheena Beulah Le...
HAVANA – The man who is considered to be one of Cuba's best boxers has just lost his first fight. Francisco "Chico" Dominico, 28, who was a 9 to 1 favorite over Venezuela’s Manny “El Puncho” Mendoza, started off pretty good, landing several devast...
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