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Funny story: Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions Will Put On The Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock Celebrity Boxing Match

Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions Will Put On The Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock Celebrity Boxing Match

LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The biggest boxing match in the history of the pugilistic sport has been set to take place in Las Vegas on September 10. Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions has signed Will Smith and Chris Rock to fight in a scheduled 10-…

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Funny story: A 5-Foot-2-Inch, 107 Pound Female Boxer Knocks Out A 6-Foot-7-Inch Male Boxer

A 5-Foot-2-Inch, 107 Pound Female Boxer Knocks Out A 6-Foot-7-Inch Male Boxer

CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – In one of the most amazing professional boxing matches ever, a petite female boxer from Hackensack, New Jersey, has knocked out a huge boxer from Detroit. The Sports Bet Gazette’s Woody Velcro, who attended the match, h…

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Funny story: After Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump

After Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump

HOLLYWOOD, Florida – (Sports Satire) – There is an old expression that says that one stayed a little bit too long at the fuckin’ rodeo. And that is exactly what 59-year-old Evander Jemima Holyfield did. The dummy got greedy and he got his greedy o…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Attends a Boxing Match In Las Vegas And Is Angrily Booed By Tens of Thousands of Boxing Fans

Donald Trump Attends a Boxing Match In Las Vegas And Is Angrily Booed By Tens of Thousands of Boxing Fans

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – According to the Balls News Agency, it appears that one Donald Johnny Trump is finally realizing that tens of millions of people hate him as much as they hate Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Joe Manchin, and the king o…

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Funny story: Boxing Champ Mike Tyson Says He's Going To Go To College and Get a Gynecological Degree

Boxing Champ Mike Tyson Says He's Going To Go To College and Get a Gynecological Degree

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the greatest fighters to ever strap on a pair of boxing gloves has just told the sports media that he is going to enroll in college. “Iron” Mike Tyson, who had more first round knock-outs than anyone in boxin…

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Funny story: Snowden, Assange agree to meet in boxing match

Snowden, Assange agree to meet in boxing match

International bad boys Edward Snowden ex-CIA analyst and Julian Assange founder of Wikileaks have agreed to meet in the boxing ring in what is bound to be a very evenly matched contest, featuring two very wily and clever phenoms of the modern world.

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Funny story: The Sexy Professional Boxing MILF From Brooklyn Is Still Undefeated

The Sexy Professional Boxing MILF From Brooklyn Is Still Undefeated

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – The sports media is reporting that 34-year-old Milly Mindafelli, known as “The Boxing MILF” has just won her latest boxing match with a first round knockout over her opponent Delfina Dellaquill of Duck Dung, Alabama.

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Funny story: Tyson Fury To Fight Anthony Joshua AND Deontay Wilder On Same Night

Tyson Fury To Fight Anthony Joshua AND Deontay Wilder On Same Night

It has been announced that WBC Heavyweight king, Tyson Fury, has been ordered to fight Deontay Wilder and Anthony Joshua on the same night by boxing authorities. Fury, 32, who won the WBC world heavyweight title from Wilder in a rematch in Februar…

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Funny story: A Boxer in a Wheelchair Loses a Split Decision to a Normal Boxer

A Boxer in a Wheelchair Loses a Split Decision to a Normal Boxer

BROOKLYN – (Sports Satire) – In what is being billed as the world’s first boxing match in which one of the boxers was in a wheelchair, the Willie Sambuca vs. Bobby Pistachio fight was a huge success. Flyweight boxer Willie “Wheels” Sambuca, who ha…

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Funny story: A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match

A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match

MOSCOW – (Sports Satire) - Female boxing sensation Svetlana Svetlanovich, 27, has improved her boxing record to 53-0, with 52 knockouts. The amazing Russian pugilist has been boxing ever since she was 8 weeks old. Her parents said that she knoc…

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Funny story: Mike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies

Mike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California (Sport Comedy) – One of the greatest boxers to ever lace ‘em up, has agreed to a match with Roy Jones Jr. “Iron” Mike Tyson will be fighting in what promoters are calling “The Battle of The Oldies”. Tyson is 54, a…

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Funny story: Foreman Slams Mike Tyson Comeback Bid

Foreman Slams Mike Tyson Comeback Bid

Former world champion heavyweight boxer, Mike Tyson, 53, known as "Iron" Mike Tyson because of his obsession with iron and ironing (he has everything made out of iron in his semi-detached house in Torquay, Devon - even his clothes iron is entirely ma...

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Funny story: Former Great Boxing Champ Sugar Ray Leonard Says He Is Planning on Making a Comeback

Former Great Boxing Champ Sugar Ray Leonard Says He Is Planning on Making a Comeback

WILMINGTON, North Carolina – One of the greatest boxers of all-time, Sugar Ray Leonard, has informed the sports media that he will be coming out of retirement. The 63-year-old Sugar Ray, got his nickname from his grandmother, Condosheena Beulah Le...

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Funny story: An Undefeated Cuban Boxer Knocks Himself Out

An Undefeated Cuban Boxer Knocks Himself Out

HAVANA – The man who is considered to be one of Cuba's best boxers has just lost his first fight. Francisco "Chico" Dominico, 28, who was a 9 to 1 favorite over Venezuela’s Manny “El Puncho” Mendoza, started off pretty good, landing several devast...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation

Conor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation

In what's expected to be criticised as a pointless, ridiculous and, frankly, meaningless piece of nonsense, it's been announced that Conor McGregor, the MMA and UFC bloke, has developed a variant strain of the Coronavirus. The Irishman has been to...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

With all manner of potential opponents clamoring to secure the payday of a lifetime by getting into the Octagon with Conor McGregor, the UFC superfighter has plumped for a rather unusual antagonist from Down Under in his next contest - a kangaroo.

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Funny story: Tyson Fury And Deontay Wilder In Gripping Encounter

Tyson Fury And Deontay Wilder In Gripping Encounter

The build-up to the long-awaited WBC world heavyweight title rematch between champion, Deontay Wilder, from the US, and the 'Gypsy King', British boxer Tyson Fury, in Las Vegas earlier tonight, promised fight fans a gripping encounter, and that's exa...

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