MALIBU BEACH, California - (Satire News) - Photos taken by The iNews News Agency reporter Kitty Segovia show the three oldest Kardashian sister frolicking in their birthday suits in the 97-degree waters of Malibu Beach. Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney w…
The all - female Marital Happiness Committee of the Federal Male/Female institute put out a major study. Homes would be happier(less divorce), if wives could wear the Pants in the Family 50% of the time. Men could wear a male kilt or the anc…
Exciting news folks. I just got the National Survey on Immigration done by the Pub Owners. The Bright Boys in Parliament are stymied - or don't have the Will to fix the problem. So, the Pub Owners stepped in. They are smart Guys. Basically,…
Spain has a new ad campaign to bring British people to Spanish beaches. The main model, sort of taking up the whole ad, is a pretty - faced Spanish girl with a very largish body, in a pink and black bikini. Her buttocks are the size of a Br…
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News (Canada) has just let it be known that Canada has decided to ban hiring any females into their Canadian Mounty Organization. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated that the reason for the change in h…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (US Satire) – The new president of Afghanistan, Abu Taboo Fashu, is extremely thrilled, and proud that he has finally managed to find a reputable bookkeeper to do the books of the new Taliban government. The official Aghani ne…
Afghanistan's Taliban leaders have announced, that as part of their inclusivity policy towards women, a controlled amount of spousal nagging will be permitted from February this year during daylight hours, after which a strict ban will be imposed.
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Many golfing writers, enthusiasts, and fans all agree that the best thing to ever happen to the Ladies Professional Golf Association is namely one hot, sexy, gorgeously delicious babe named Paige Spiranac. The big…
A new government White Paper is set to be discussed in parliament on Monday, in the wake of the 'Tracy Brabin off-the shoulder frock row', and a further incident on Friday, when another female MP showed up for work wearing a bikini. Brabin was cri...
A groundbreaking new report from the Social Media Intimacy Foundation revealed that women are highly prone to overestimate the existence of a romantic relationship based on superfluous factors like words. "Our first clue was when fifty-one percent...
A man who knows about this kind of stuff, has said that the way modern women are treated is "just terrible", and they are often referred to using words that make them sound like objects, rather than sentient living beings. Moys Kenwood, 56, knows...
Football hooliganism, a thing that was thought by the authorities to have been battered into the past, reared its ugly head again in France last night, as hundreds of female England 'thugesses' went on the rampage through the streets of Paris, causin...
Shangri-La, Tibet—Asked what he would expect in a successor if the next dalai lama were female, the current Dalai Lama said, “She would have to be attractive to me, because, for me, in a woman, beauty is more important than brains.” He then giggl...
Several days ago, as Todd Imperial was stepping out of a crowded elevator, his eyes inadvertently drifted to the notably generous derriere of the woman in front of him, and, before he could appropriately censor himself, his mind had guiltily jumped t...
Female participants in a squash championship in northern Spain were awarded a vibrator, wax and a kit to remove foot calluses, leading to a debate about sexism in sport. There were resignations at the organising club after the top women players of...
Grand Rapids, Michigan. A group of male factory workers at Harper's Manufacturing, Inc. tried desperately not to stare at 26-year-old Jill Kramer's perfectly formed ass last Wednesday as they struggled to have intellectual conversations about changi...
The Library Consortium of America today banned all novels authored by mystery writer Mickey Spillane, who was labeled a white supremacist and misogynist by the librarians. Libraries throughout the United States will burn, rather than discard, all the...
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