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Funny story: England Women's Football Hooligans Go On The Rampage

England Women's Football Hooligans Go On The Rampage

Football hooliganism, a thing that was thought by the authorities to have been battered into the past, reared its ugly head again in France last night, as hundreds of female England 'thugesses' went on the rampage through the streets of Paris, causin...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Shangri-La, Tibet—Asked what he would expect in a successor if the next dalai lama were female, the current Dalai Lama said, “She would have to be attractive to me, because, for me, in a woman, beauty is more important than brains.” He then giggl...

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Funny story: Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought

Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought

Several days ago, as Todd Imperial was stepping out of a crowded elevator, his eyes inadvertently drifted to the notably generous derriere of the woman in front of him, and, before he could appropriately censor himself, his mind had guiltily jumped t...

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Funny story: Spanish Squash Champion Unhappy at Vibrator Prize

Spanish Squash Champion Unhappy at Vibrator Prize

Female participants in a squash championship in northern Spain were awarded a vibrator, wax and a kit to remove foot calluses, leading to a debate about sexism in sport. There were resignations at the organising club after the top women players of...

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Funny story: Middle-Aged Male Factory Workers Casually Talk About Weather And Politics While Desperately Trying Not To Stare At Female Intern's Perfectly Formed Ass

Middle-Aged Male Factory Workers Casually Talk About Weather And Politics While Desperately Trying Not To Stare At Female Intern's Perfectly Formed Ass

Grand Rapids, Michigan. A group of male factory workers at Harper's Manufacturing, Inc. tried desperately not to stare at 26-year-old Jill Kramer's perfectly formed ass last Wednesday as they struggled to have intellectual conversations about changi...

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Funny story: "Creamy White Flesh:" Mickey Spillane's Novels Banned as Racist, Sexist

"Creamy White Flesh:" Mickey Spillane's Novels Banned as Racist, Sexist

The Library Consortium of America today banned all novels authored by mystery writer Mickey Spillane, who was labeled a white supremacist and misogynist by the librarians. Libraries throughout the United States will burn, rather than discard, all the...

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Funny story: BBC to employ - get this "A Man"

BBC to employ - get this "A Man"

The BBC, which has over the years become a bastion of angry lesbians and moronic Londoners, has today publicly announced a change in their employment policy "We're going to try an experiment in social justice," admitted a grumpy diesel dyke. "We'r...

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Funny story: Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization

Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization

President Donald J. Trump’s application to exclusive white supremacist organization, Whitest & Brightest, has been rejected for “failure to exemplify and demonstrate by example the inherent superiority of the Aryan race.” In his application, T...

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Funny story: M&S Nottingham Knickers Display Not 'Vomit Inducing'

M&S Nottingham Knickers Display Not 'Vomit Inducing'

Militant feminists have described an M&S window display in Nottingham which suggests that women must have "fancy little knickers" as sexist and "vomit-inducing". On the other hand, a display aimed at men suggests that they should have "outfits to...

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Funny story: Has feminism gone too far?

Has feminism gone too far?

It is something that is heard more and more on the internet these days, particularly in YouTube comments, Twitter arguments, and other media that inexplicably seem to be the primary way in which humans communicate nowadays. TheSpoof decided to invest...

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Funny story: Adultery Decriminalised in India: Women Go Wild for It

Adultery Decriminalised in India: Women Go Wild for It

A spike in airline bookings has been blamed on the news that India's top court has ruled adultery is no longer a crime by striking down a 158-year-old colonial-era law. Holiday firms denied that they are cashing in on sex tourism. This is the se...

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Funny story: Man Pleads Guilty To Sexual Misconduct In His Sleep

Man Pleads Guilty To Sexual Misconduct In His Sleep

A man who has been accused of sexual misconduct whilst asleep, has admitted he is as guilty as the day is long. Bert Kavanagh, 32, a roadsweeper from Muncie, Indiana, told drinking buddies at the Bra Strap pub that, with regard to the charges that...

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Funny story: Top Fashion Designers Focus On Upskirting

Top Fashion Designers Focus On Upskirting

The new craze of upskirting has figured prominently in next year's Spring collections of many of the world's foremost fashion designers, some of whom have used rather less fabric than they did in last season's skirt designs. Upskirting is the exci...

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Funny story: Upskirting Set To Be The 'Craze Of 2019'!

Upskirting Set To Be The 'Craze Of 2019'!

It's the sensational new craze that's set to sweep its way around the globe! Already it's 'ruffled the feathers' of a number of feminist groups and a few ultrasensitive frumpers, but most easy-going women see it for what it really is - a harmless bit...

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Funny story: Corbyn slammed for not mocking woman who can't dance

Corbyn slammed for not mocking woman who can't dance

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is facing fierce criticism from across the political spectrum for his failure to make fun of Theresa May's lack of prowess on the dance floor. Corbyn has been noticeably quiet in the controversy which has seen May make...

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Funny story: Women's Football Commentary Comes Under Fire

Women's Football Commentary Comes Under Fire

A survey amongst 3,000 football supporters of both sexes and all ages, to ascertain their opinions on female commentators of football matches, has concluded that the ladies should probably get back in their kitchens. Recent controversies involving...

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Funny story: Sexism In Ladies Football Accusations

Sexism In Ladies Football Accusations

Women who are also football fans are up in arms this morning at what they call the injustice of a team's description of themselves. They are angry that men's football teams make no 'gender distinction', and want to know why it is that women's tea...

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