Is Kanye a KKK Agent?

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Monday, 10 October 2022

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Is Kanye West a secret agent for the Ku Klux Klan?

I was wondered how stupid he could be, given some of the things he has said and done. His words sound as though they come from the mouth of the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan. If it wasn't for the color of Kanye's skin, I'd think he was wearing a white hood while talking.

Wearing a t-shirt that says “White Lives Matter” (along with another African-American named Candace who could also be another “operative” for the KKK). Being a friend of Donald Trump (also Candace Owens). Saying slavery was a choice. His repeated anti-Semitic remarks, which he seems to pile one on top of the other, even when P Diddy told him to stop! (OMG, even Diddy can’t control this dick!)

If you are a black man or woman whom other black men and women hate, then are you really a white racist locked in a black man or women’s body? (Is this going to be the next binary/pronoun thing?)

Is Clarence Thomas and Ginny also operatives for the White Power lobby? There are traitors everywhere, and usually where you least expect – so black people hating black people … yep, never say never.

I mean, you gotta wonder: are the KKK cheering and applauding every time Kanye opens his mouth? There’s a way to fame and infamy, so is West just lowering the bar? If you’re black, be racist against black people – that way you will become more famous among black people since they hate your guts and will hang on your every word to see what you say next. No such thing as bad press, right K?

Is there still a line? Does Donald Trump have a line he would not cross? And West and Trump are good friends. (Coke forms lines … so there’s always that.)

Is Kanye sick? Should a mentally ill person be allowed to own a gun? Allowed to vote on issues like abortion? Should he be in a mental ward? Does he have enough money to afford a doctor without making the doctor throw up while trying to cure Mr. West?

So many questions, but old Kanye still works for someone … himself maybe … though the Klan might just be printing up some t-shirts right now saying “White Power”. Will Kanye wear such a shirt? For the right price, that bitch will wear anything … except possibly a shirt that says “Kanye is Dumber than Trump and Twice as Ugly”.

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